Monthly Archives: May 2006

Big Brother Announces The Geek Groups

Big Brother announces the geek groups that the housemates will form as part of their new task. The groups are:

Maths geeks: Glyn, Aisleyne, Imogen and Mikey.

Science geeks: Lisa, Pete and Lea.

‘Cling-on’ geeks: Grace, Sam, Nikki and Richard.

The group must pass three out of four tasks in order to win a luxury food budget.

Leah, Richard And Sezer Up Nominated For Eviction

The nomination results are in and I don’t think anyone could be surprised to find out that Sezer, Leah and Richard are the three housemates nominated for eviction this week.

The housemates nominations were as follows:

Grace: Leah and Richard

Imogen: Forbidden to nominate due to plotting with Sezer

Leah: Sezer and Lisa

Lisa: Leah and Richard

Mikey: Richard and Lisa

Nikki: Leah and Grace

Pete: Imogen and Sezer

Richard: Imogen and Sezer

Sezer: Forbidden to nominate due to plotting with Imogen

Sezer believes that Leah will go, and that all the girls in the UK will keep him in. Big Ego? Sezer? Never!

Dawn Blake To Go On Hunger Strike

In response to the poor reception that she has had since leaving the Big Brother house, Dawn Blake has decided to go on hunger strike until Channel 4 turn over the unedited tapes of her time in the house.

She feels that the programme was edited in such a way as to make her look bad, and with the tapes she can prove her innocence.

She said ”

“I was smeared by the production company as a smelly cheat. I want everyone to see what happened in the house and only getting the tapes will you all see the truth.

Furious Dawn, , went on to say: I am asking for a copy of the unedited footage in its entirety and I will remain on hunger strike unil I get it, warning: “I will continue until I pass out.”

To be fair to Big Brother, I don’t think they could really fake Nikki almost vomiting at the smell of Dawns body odour. Maybe Dawn should retreat garcefully and in furutre just wash more often!

Big Brother’s Sam Is A Hermaphrodite

The Daily Record today revelaed that new Big brother housmate Sam revealed to a friend that he is in fact a hermaphrodite before entering the house.

The newspapree reported

The new Scots housemate, I who dresses as a girl, made the shock confession to Mary Giffney, 74, after they became neighbours eight months ago.

Sam, 19, now calls Mary his “nanna” and Mary always refers to him as “she”.

Mary, from Irvine, Ayrshire, said last night: “She is just a lovely person and we get on very well.

“She loves her having her hair and nails just perfect and dressing up and so on.

“I was under the impression Sam was a girl, with the name being short for Samantha.”

But Mary found out the truth when Sam had to be put on her car insurance .

She said: “She had to declare her sex and full name of Samuel and it was at that point she told me she was actually male.

“She said she had “one of each” when it came to sexual organs.”

Mary said she understood the condition Sam referred to was hermaphroditism, which means a person with both sets of sexual organs.

Big Brother’s Aisleyne Describes her Boob Job Pain

Despite slagging Aisleyne off when she first arrived in the Big Brother house, former Miss Wales Imogen Thomas now seems to have struck up quite a rapport with the glamour model.

At 14.03 this afternoon the pair were found discussing Aisleyne’s boon job. Aisleyne described the horrendous pain she was in aftrewards and Imogen (whos current bra size is 32C) revealed that she would only ever consider surgery if she really needed it.

Sam then joined the converation and told the girls that she would love to be a D cup, but hasn’t commenced on any hormonr treatment so far.

When Aisleyne asked “Why is your voice like that then?” referring to Sam’s high pitched tones, he replied

“I don’t know, it’s just the way I am, I guess I was just meant to be a girl.”

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee Are No Reality Tv Fans!

IOL reports

Magician Paul Daniels and his wife Debbie McGee launched an attack on reality television today as they spoke of their joy at appearing on the new X Factor show.

Mr Daniels, who with his wife became the first celebrity crooners to be voted off the new X Factor show last night, said he had enjoyed a “great three weeks� of preparing as it had been “laugh, laugh, laugh all the way�.

He said: “We are professional entertainers, that is what we do for a living and our job was to go in and make that studio jump and we did, it was just sensational.�

Ms McGee said they had a “great time� and the reaction they had received had been fantastic.

She said: “We are really glad we got booted off as they put it in the papers because we got so much sympathy from everybody.�

Asked whether there were other television shows he would like to take part in, Mr Daniels said he believed reality TV programmes such as Big Brother and I’m A Celebrity were the “most boring shows on television�.

He said: “Nothing happens. I am not really interested in people getting into bed with each other because I know people do that – big deal.�

He added that such shows were just “boring TV�.

“I switched on the other night and within minutes of me channel hopping I heard some guy on about his buddies and using four letter words.

“I thought, there is no fun in this, there is no entertainment in this. This is just people being disgusting. They are the bottom end of the market. Where do they find them, you know.�

He said the comedian Joe Pasquale who appeared on I’m A Celebrity was a “great entertainer� but all he had been asked to do was appear in situations such as having a box of rats running over him.

Ms McGee, said she had heard from friends who had appeared on Big Brother and I’m A Celebrity that you do not get fed very well on such shows.

Mr Daniels said one of the big surprises on appearing on the X Factor show had been how nice Simon Cowell had been.

He added that he and Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles had also got on very well.

Mr Daniels and Ms McGee had been impressed by Mr Moyles’ performance and they said they believed he could win the show.

Mr Daniels said Mr Moyles had the tremendous back-up of appearing on Radio 1. He said the other celebrities they hoped might win were ex-Coronation actress Nikki Sanderson, and England and Bath rugby player Matt Stevens.

Mr Daniels said he believed Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt could be the next to be voted off the show.

The new version of the popular ITV1 show, which began last night, will run every night until next Monday.

Big Brother’s Nikki Grahame Feels Guilty

I wasn’t sure that Nikki was capable of feelings, but apparently she is now on a bit of a guilt trip over all the bitching has done about Grace over the last few days.

In the diary room this evening Nikki told Big Brother

“I really regret what I said about Grace,” she revealed. “There are lots of things I don’t like about her, but I said some really awful things. Like, oh my God. I can’t actually believe what I was saying. I wish I hadn’t.”

“I feel sick, she’s been so nice to me ever since and I feel so guilty,” continued the 24-year-old anxiously. “I was upset and I waited and waited and then I exploded. I mean I actually did explode.”

“That’s why I get sacked from jobs, I’m like a ball that’s on fire,” she continued, repeatedly muttering: “I’m going to have to tell her,” as she left.”

I can’t wait to see Grace’s face as Nikki admits that she doesn’t really think she is the “epitome of shallow” or “the most vile creature on this earth”. That will be one hell of a conversation!

X Factor Battle Of The Stars Loses Gillian McKeith

Tonight we finally saw the last of ‘You Are What You Eat’s’ Gillian McKeith on the X Factor - Battle Of The Stars. Gillian managed to ruin ‘The Shoop Shoop’ song and Sharon rightly pointed out that if you are what you eat, then Gillian’s performance was like Salmonella!

The bad news is that Gillian has been invited back to perform The Pussycat Dolls hit single ‘Dont ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me’ on the Battle Of The Stars finale.

The thought makes me feel distinctly nauseous.

Day 13, Big Brother Love In

At 19.06 this evening, Sam suggested to the group that they all sit in a circle and say one positive thing about the person sitting next to them.

Here’s what they said

Mikey says he likes Imogen “she has a nice, pretty face”

Imogen says Sezer has “nice eyes.”

“Grace is graceful” says Sezer.

Nikki decides that Sam has a “calming presence”

Sam says that Richard is “fatherly, careful and considerate.”

“Pete is the sunshine in my life” says Richard.
I wonder what nice things were said about Nikki, I can’t think of anything ….maybe “nice bum cheeks”………

John McCririck Auditions For X Factor - Battle Of the Stars

Many celebrities wanted to be part of this first series of X Factor - Battle Of The Stars, but one that got away was Mr Ignorant himself, John McCririck.

ITV reports

“Celebrity Big Brother “legendâ€? John McCruick tried to win the odds and wow Sharon and fellow Judges Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh as he crooned a rendition of ‘You’re Just Too Good To Be True’ clad only in his now infamous big white Y Fronts.

McCruick left the audition room to bring in a mirror so he could sing to himself the words ‘you’re just to good to be true I can’t take my eyes off you.’

Sharon commented after the audition ‘I find you intriguing I like your eyes’.”