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Channel 4 Stream Big Brother For Free!

It has been announced this week that Channnel 4 have decided to stream live coverage from the Big brother house FOR FREE on their website.

This news will be especially welcmed by those who are currently unable to receive E4, a d therefore cannot watch the live TV coverage of the show.

At present Channel 4 charge £7.99 for a series pass, which enables holders to watch the show online 24/7, but all that looks set to change!

Big Brothers Mikey Gets In Touch With His Feminine Side!

It has not gone unnoticed amongst the Big Brother housemates that Mikey Dalton has taken to womens clothes like they were a second skin!

Talking about the task today, Lea said: “I told Big Brother we’ve been loving the task. But Mikey loves it the most.”

“You love being a girl, don’t you Mikey?” teased Nikki . “Just admit it. Loads of boys do, don’t they Lea?”

“You two are cruisin’ for a bruisin’,” warned Mikey,

“Go girl! Go girl!” Nikki continued.

“I’m not a girl. I’ll never like being a girl,” said Mikey. A moment later he continued “It’s looking a bit dodgy, isn’t it?”

What would Grace say about that?

Glyn Admits His Feelings For Lea

In yet another blokey chat with Mieky last night, Welsh lifeguard Glyn aditted his true feelings for blonde bimbo Lea.

He said:

“It’s weird how Lea’s here because… my fantasy woman is blonde, big breasts, very attractive - and, like, Lea’s here,” he grinned. “I’m giving her a massage on my bed… she’s naked… I haven’t got a top on…” he was almost drooling at the memory.

“Are you sound with Aisleyne now,” asked Mikey, who had his suspicions about the pair earlier in the week.

“Yeah, but I don’t fancy her anymore,” replied Glyn.

“Seriously? Why not?”

“Dunno. I still would, but… ”

“The way she’s been has made you a bit less attracted to her?” enquired Mikey.

Glyn wistfully replied:

“I think of Lea all the time anyway, rather than her,” he murmured.

Poor Glyn! Lea Walker would eat him for breakfast!

Nikki Starts a Bitchathon, With Suzie As Number One Victim!

Not only did Suzie nominate Nikki for eviction last week, but now she has caused a controvesy over the remaining brown bread.

In order to vent her anger she huddled with Lea and Imogen earlier today saying:

“She’s making me feel so uneasy, she keeps staring at me…” Nikki told Lea and Imogen. She did an impression of Susie looking at her in disgust: “I went ‘Susie, don’t worry, I have knickers on’… she never does it to Aisleyne!”

“Why is Susie here?”

“She wants to be famous,” Lea said. “She’s 43!” Nikki shouted.

Imogen joined in: “She’s too f****** old!”

The girls went back to the lounge and Nikki started on her Susie rant again: “She is always by the sink when I wash my cup… I hate people watching me wash my cup!”

Susie moaned this morning that all the brown bread had been eaten, so Nikki was keen to tell Imogen about it: “I got the brown bread and she looked at me… I didn’t realise until today that I was forbidden.”

Imogen told Nikki that she should ignore Susie, and do and wear what she wants in the House. “We all live here together,” Nikki said, “And I know it sounds rude, but we were here first!”

It wasn’t so long since Nikki was bitching about Imogen and Lea, funny how alliances change!

Lea Quizzes Pete Over His Relationship With Aisleyne

Porn Star Lea Walker has managed to ward off two rivals so far, namely Lisa and Nikki, and has successfully kept sweetie Petey (aka Pete Bennett) all to herself.

But she is beginning to sense more competition for Pete’s affection in the form of Glamour model Aisleyne and she is not happy about it.

She cornered Pete this afternoon, and asked him:

“What’s going on with you and Aisleyne?” Pete looked puzzled. “I can’t talk to you when she’s there,” added Lea in a hurt tone.

“There’s nothing going on,” replied Pete.

“Really?” asked Lea. “You were talking earlier and I came in and you said ‘I’ll tell her later’.”

“That didn’t mean anything,” Pete retorted.

“If you like her why don’t you tell her,” she sulked.

“It’s not like that,” Pete repeated patiently.

“I thought you fell for her, I thought you’d changed,” said Lea. “You’re like her sidekick; wherever you go, she goes.”

“I get on with her, that’s all,” said Pete finally.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Aisleyne took a nasty fall on some spilled oil, or broke her nose while tripping over Lea’s foot. I imagine Lea would be a pretty dangerous enemy to have!

Big Brothers Mikey Plans His Revenge

Mikey has been waiting since Graces departure on saturday night to get his own back on Aisleyne, and this morning Glyn has given him the perfect excuse.

Glyn has been upset this morning due to Aisleynes impression of him last night in which she implied he was a little bit of a sleaze.

While he confided in Mikey, while they lounged in their dressing gowns, Mikey said:

“Do you want to get her back? Every time she comes near us we’ll storm off! Two can play at that game.” He continued, “If Aisleyne came out now, do you wanna both walk in? We should play games,”

Very mature Mikey!

Is Something Planned For Tonights Big Brother Show?

Tonights Big brother show airs at the unusual time of 8:00 pm - 8:30 pm and then 9:30 pm - 10:00 pm.

Hmmmmm, could this mean a live show will be aired? Will Davina be there to introduce some new housemates or suddenly evict a current contestant.

Something is definately afoot, mark my words!

Housemates Wait For Two New Additions

Knowing Big Brothers penchant for surprises, the housemates are convinced that a major one is about to occur.

They have been discussing the possibility of new housemates on and off for the last few days.

Richard has calculated that two new housemates are due to enter, while Mikey Lisa and Glyn wondered:

“Imagine if they brought Shahbaz back,” muses Mikey.

“Yeah, what if he’d been in a secret room all this time,” adds Lisa.

“I’d throw him straight back in,” says Glyn.

So are they right? Are there going to be even more housemates thrown into an already volatile group….time will tell!

Housemates Are In The Party Mood

In a bid to lighten the mood in the house, Big Brother has tonight provided the housemates with a Fashionista party.

Champagne is flowing as we speak, canapes are being munched and party music is filling the Big Brother air.

The bad behaviour has already kicked off, and a short while ago Glyn enjoyed yet another dirty dance with Lea.

Maybe tonight will be the night that they will ‘get it on’, or maybe we’ll see a drunk Imogen and Mikey falling into bed together………

Watch this space!

Imogen, Mikey, Niki and Lisa Face Eviction This Week

We predicted yesterday that Nikki would face eviction again this week for the third time running, but we ddn’t anticipate her facing 3 of her closest allies in the house.

The nomination process started as 5 of the housemates (Lea, Lisa, Nikki, Imogen and Glyn) were informed that due to rule breaking they would be forbidden to nominate this week. They were also made to chose one of the rule breakers to stand for eviction this week. Both Lisa and Glyn chose Nikki, automatically placing her up for the public vote this week.

The rest of the housemates were then allowed to nominate in private. Their nominations were reported by The Sun as follows:

Richard had voted for Imogen for “lying and cheating”. He said: “Dull, ordinary and fake - that’s what Imogen is about. She spends all her days putting on make-up and being all Miss Wales. It’s really sickening - she’s very false and a cheat and a liar. Why’s she here?”

He ripped into Glyn saying: “When he came into the house he was this wonderboy, he came from a small town and had small town qualities.

“Now he’s rapidly becoming the reincarnate of Sezer - Mr Cool with slits in his eyebrows, getting all dressed up…the stud of the house with the ladies.

“He’s becoming miserable. His ego’s beginning to grow and grow and grow.”

Susie voted for Lisa and Mikey. She said: “Lisa’s very short tempered and also she’s a very heavy smoker which means when she has a lack of cigarettes it makes her bad tempered.”

She voted for Mikey for telling her to dismiss ‘Watergate’ - when Grace threw water at Susie. She said: “He had a good idea she was going to do it.”

Aisleyne voted for Lisa and Mikey - even though she has now confessed to fancying him - and Mikey voted for Lisa and Susie, who he said had no reason to be in the house: “She’s not even fun.”

Pete nominated Lisa and Imogen. He said “Lisa’s so paranoid, it makes it a bit hard for me to be close to her - it’s pushed me away.”

Pete is now the only housemate never to have been nominated.

Mikey Has A Mystery Girl

Mikey admitted to Glyn this afternoon that there is only one girl in the house that he would like to go on a date with, but he wouldn’t admit who.

Glyn asks him which of the girls he would choose to go on a date with.

Mikey replies: “There’s only one possible out of all them. And I’m not saying who.

Glyn asks: “What does her name start with?�

But Mikey was keeping quiet. I wonder who it could be…..Lea maybe, or Lisa perhaps. It couldn’t possibly be Imogen could it?

X Factor Judge Sharon Osbourne Turns Down American Fame Academy

SHARON Osbourne has turned down a £3million offer to work on the American Fame Academy.

X Factor judge Sharon rejected the lucrative offer to appear on the US version of the hit BBC1 show.

An insider said: “Sharon doesn’t need the money and can cherry pick projects she wants to work on.

“Shows like this demand a long commitment and obviously working on the American show would mean Sharon would be tied to the States for a long time.

“With Ozzy and the family spending more and more time in Britain, that could see them living on opposite sides of the Atlantic.”

Already a millionaire, Sharon, 53, was recently paid £144,000 to take part in a week-long celebrity special X Factor.

The Housemates Will Feel Big Brothers Wrath Tonight!

Davina McCall warned on Fridays eviction show that Big Brother would be doling out the punishments to naughty housemates who just couldn’t stop discussing nominations!

According to reports Glyn, Lea, Mikey, Imogen and Lisa will all be banned from nominating this week. This will mean that since entering the Big Brother house, Imogen has NEVER been allowed to nominate, due to her constant rule breaking!

I wonder what other punishments the contestants will face? I know I’m evil, but I really hope its cruel!

Big Brother Day 33: Mikey And Lisa Take Over Where Grace Left Off!

When Grace left the Big Brother house, she seemed surprised that the public viewed her as bitchy, in fact she exclaimed that she hated bitchiness! Yet while Grace was in the house, we’d all have to agree that this was her favourite past time.

If you thought that when Grace left, the house would change into a loving and welcoming environment, you weren’t only wrong….you were stupid!

It seems as though Mikey Dalton and Lisa Huo are now determined to pick uo where Grace left off, and the pair spent ages last night bitching about Aisleyne.

“It just winds me up speaking to her,” said Mikey.

“I know, I know,” said Lisa, glad that someone agreed with her.

“I know she didn’t get on with Grace ‘n’ all that,” whispered Mikey. “But even from the way she spoke to Grace the other night, I’m still wound up by that.”

Lisa chimed in “I don’t wanna speak to her. I don’t even wanna look at her since that night when she called Grace a bitch.”

“I dunno, she just annoys me like… I don’t know if she’s like that in real life, or because nobody knows her in here she’s trying to come across as this hard-line girl, know what I mean? I suppose some people you get on with and some people you don’t and I don’t get on with her.” Mikey pondered.

“Yeah,” echoed Lisa. “She just goes off in a huff if she doesn’t get any attention. It’s like one step, two step, **** me, come on, you know what I mean?”

So they don’t like Aisleyne, I wonder when they will get around to back stabbing Richard….that should be fun!

Will Nikki Be Up For Eviction Again This Week?

Big Brother housemate Nikki Grahame may have escaped eviction for the last two weeks, but can she manage three?

Many of the housemates are becoming irritated by her constant temper tantrums, and her budding relationship with Pete.

On Saturday night Lea and Aisleyne were gossiping in the bathroom (as girls do!). Aisleyne said she’s noticed Nikki’s behaviour is changing. Lea replied: “I know! She’s having temper tantrums for effect…” before adding in a knowing whisper: “for the cameras…”

The bitching wasn’t over then though, with Aisleyne doubting Nikki’s budding relationship with Pete: “On the outside world she would never look at him.” Lea agreed that Nikki was being close to Pete, again “for effect”.

Lisa dn Glyn have also expressed their doubts about the wannabe footballers wife: “You can’t trust her, can you?” Lisa said to Glyn. “She says things on both sides,” Glyn agreed. “I wouldn’t say anything to her, that’s my advice to you.”

So will Nikki be up for eviction for the third week running? Maybe if Big Brother turned off the air conditioning and stop torturing her with “wind chill” she would be a much more popular housemate.