Monthly Archives: July 2006

Big Brother: The Betting Odds Just Got Interesting….

Right through this series of Big Brother Pete Bennett has been favourite to win the show, not surprising then that the odds offered in him being the final housemate are a poor 1-10.

However if you think that Glyn, who has consistently been second favourite to win, may win, then now is the time to place those bets. The odds being offered on Paddy Power are 5-1 now with Coral offering a better 7-1, but as the final draws closer these will most certainly shorten, so if Glyn is your number one, place those bets now.

Surprisingly, Paddy Power have listed Richard as their third favourite, offering odds of 16-1 on the gay Canadian. I can’t imagine him even making it to the final, but I suppose stranger things have happened.

The bets to be focusing on, and where the most money is to be made at the minute is the bets without Pete category. Unsurprisingly Glyn is top of everyones list, Paddy Power are offering poor odds of 1-2, however the odds on Richard and Aisleyne are more promising at 4-1 and 13-2 respectively.

Odds are already in for this weeks 11th eviction, now is the time to get those good odds, before nomiation results come through. At Paddy Power Suzie and Aisleyne are currently favourites to leave, odds offered for Suzie are 1-3 and Aisleynes are 7-2.

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Big Brother: Aisleyne Frightened By Shock Evicition

As part of Big Brothers new task, the housemates will now be ruled by an automated service and Big brother will be taking a well deserved holiday.

In a visit to the diary room today Aisleyne couldn’t resist pushing all the buttons on an automated kepad, each of which produced a different instruction or announcement. Aisleyne oohed and aaahed until she happened upon the key that announced “You have been evictedâ€?.

Suddenly the game turned sour and Aisleyne got scared.

Aisleyne said: “I don’t want to play anymore.”

Then, swearing, she added: “I heard that - what it said.”

Even when she received a further instruction to push 0 to leave the diary room, Ash was too afraid to touch the keypad, and hesitated before hitting the button and making a quick escape.

Dennis Rodman Leaves Love Island….Why Don’t People Stay?

Love Island 2006 is becoming more like Big Brother every day. During the first few weeks of Big brother you would have been forgiven for thinking they had fitted a revolving door, as so many people kept walking out!

After Steve-O’s shock departure last week, Dennis Rodman has now followed suit and left the Love Island camp.

Why?

“I wasn’t brought all the way around the world to be a babysitter,â€? grumbled Rodman.

“I just couldn’t deal with all the little kid talk, the fighting and b*tching and complaining. I wasn’t into all thatâ€?.

“But I came here to do what I had to do,� said Dennis, “And you know? I had a good time�.

So what did Mr Rodman make of the other Love Island inhabitants?

“Me and Chris hit if off, Brendan was heaps cool, and Paul was like the comedian�.

“Paul kept everything lively and going, especially when he started after a couple of drinks… Paul was the man!�

“I think Sophie can be a bitch, but she knows how to play the cameras and votes�.

Poor Lee came of worst though….

“What’s the kids name again? Oh Lee…”

“He’s in between a little transsexual and a little gay guyâ€?.

True Rodman gold!

My Virtual Reality

There’s a new Big Brother blog on the block, very much worth a look. My Virtual Reality contains some of the wittiest writing about Big Brother I’ve read this year and is already on my list of favourites.

Better still, Cdaewa, who writes the blog has some very alternative viewpoints on the housemates, not just the usual “Love Pete, Hate (insert name of non-Pete housemate)”. Look at his thoughts on Spiral, for instance:

I’ve been thinking about Spiral a lot since I wrote about him last night, and I have actually discovered a newfound respect for him. He’s only been in the house a few weeks and has already broken down more racial stereotypes than any other housemate in the programme’s history…for years the Irish have been portrayed in the media as loveable drunks, downing pints of Guinness and joyfully waving their shamrocks at passing leprechauns. But instead of pandering to this crude generalisation, BB have gone out and found a belligerent, tee-total Dublin lad with absolutely no sense of fun whatsoever. It’s a masterstroke. Expect a new breed of jokes to spring up any day now along the lines of: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Irishman says to the barmaid “Just an orange juice for me love, and don’t forget to bend over while you fetch it so I can get a good look at your bum.â€?

Definitely worth a read!

Maria Lawson Releases Sleepwalking

I have to admit to having a bit of a crush on Maria Lawson from last year’s X-Factor, and I’ve been waiting for her to release a single since she was cruelly booted out by Louis Walsh.

I caught Maria’s new single Sleepwalking on The Box(I think?) a couple of weeks ago. It’s quite a slick tune, bit of a smooth urban vibe, and the video reminds me of Craig David’s Seven Days with Maria witnessing a series of mishaps then reliving them and helping to prevent them.

You can catch a snippet of the video on the Maria Lawson website, and according to the blurb Sleepwalking is coming out on 14 August.

By the way, I wasn’t impressed with the gallery. They’ve airbrushed Maria to hell and it’s not nice, takes away from her natural beauty. Grrr!

What did you guys think?

X-Factor 2006 On The Horizon

You know a new series of X-Factor is on the horizon when the number of stories about Simon Cowell start to increase, don’t you?

The Mirror broke the story of Cowell’s alleged affair with Jasmine Lennard. I’m somewhat sceptical about this - Cowell is the master of complex publicity stunts, and this could be one of many designed to draw the4 attention of the media in the run up to this year’s series of X-Factor.

Think about it. You’re Simon Cowell, you’ve been caught by the tabloids cheating on your girlfriend. You’re meeting her to explain the situation. Why wash your dirty laundry in the house when you can have a public argument in Starbucks? Clever move Cowell, but you can fool this Mullet!

X-Factor is one of the reality shows Tabby and I get really excited about, because it gives genuinely talented people a shot at the big time.

Expect a few stories about Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne to hit the tabloids over the next couple of weeks! Don’t call me cynical!

Love Island Update: Bye Bye Emily Scott

Been away from the telly for a couple of evenings, so I hit the web this evening to find out what’s been going on. Here’s the Love Island update:

Austrailian model Emily Scott has been ejected from Love Island. A bit of a shame, since she hadn’t really had a chance to shine since arriving on Love Island what seems like half-an-hour earlier.

From what I hear she’d been doing a decent job of keeping Cockroach Paul Danan away from the other girls on the Island - I hope they were grateful to her. Milo’s not surprised, though - she was never going to survive against an original Islander!

Apparently Patrick Keilty has put his foot in it slightly by insulting Bianca Gascoigne’s mum, Cheryl:

Presenters Matt Brown and Jayne Middlemiss apologised to Sheryl, a guest on the show, for showing the footage [of Leo and Bianca in the shower together], but Patrick said, “I’m not apologising. Why should we apologise? We’re only showing the behaviour.

“You should apologise, not us. The way Mary Kielty brought me up you would not catch me in the shower… with Leo.”

Maybe ‘Father’ Shane Lynch’s Christian values are starting to rub off on Kielty a bit? Watch for PK fussing about the beach house trying to get the girls to cover up and lecturing the boys on sex out of wedlock ;)

And another celeb mother has weighed in on the presenters: Sophie Anderton’s mum has ‘blasted’ Kielty and co-host Fearne Cotton for being biased about her daughter. Better yet, she claims that “Beautiful people can be alienated and that’s what is happening here”.

What does that say about her opinion of Sophie? Does ‘beautiful’ define her? Has she no other redeeming features than her looks? Shame on you Sophie’s mum.

Then again, with her doctor and her best friend chipping in with their views…

Big Brother: “Dangerous Games”

It seems everyone’s lining up to criticise Endemol for their management of this year’s Big Brother. Like I said in an earlier post, psychologists are all creeping out of the woodwork to declare war on what a few years ago they thought was a daring psychological/sociological experiment.

But it’s just getting laughable now. The latest claim is that Big Brother’s prison task is a dangerous mind game and might end up in torture - literally torture - for the housemates:

One expert claims the jail task is a copy of a notorious 1971 psychological experiment in the US.

In it, 24 students became “guards� or “prisoners� — and the prisoners ended up being TORTURED.

Sociology prof Rob Green said: “Things could get out of hand. This very dangerous stunt could cause lasting psychological harm.�

Pleeease wise up, people! Have you ever heard such rubbish? After the amount of flack BB producers have taken recently, do you think they’d allow housemates to physically and mentally torture each other?

Tellingly, Professor Green spares us the details of how he thinks the latest task might erupt into massive Human Rights violations for the housemates. My suspicion? He’s just jumping on the “Kick Endemol” bandwagon.

Graham Norton on Big Brother

Irish comic and chat show host Graham Norton has waded in on this year’s Big Brother, berating producers for allowing unstable contestants like Shahbaz to enter the house.

Surprisingly, he’s also taken a wallop at housemate Richard Newman for being an “evil bully” toward Shahbaz. Norton thinks that it should have been obvious to the housemates that Shahbaz had mental problems.

But isn’t that the problem with Big Brother? The contestants are expected to be a strange mix, and someone with a serious problem might not be picked up, because it is assumed that they’ll be eccentrics - harmless oddballs. Isn’t that how most people felt about Shahbaz until he started talking about “coming here to die” and killing himself on screen?

The interesting thing about Graham Norton’s statement is that he’s come off the fence - normally Graham would make caustic comments about the housemates, but I don’t think he’s ever openly criticized the show’s producers before.

In light of the growing backlash against Big Brother and the endless series of mental health professionals clamouring for airtime over this, I think Graham’s is the most sensible commentary I heard so far.

I Love The New Big Brother Prison Task!

I just love the newest task that Big Brother has set for its housemates.

Up until now I have been getting sick of all the twists and turns that Big Brother was throwing into the game, but I hold my hands up and admit that the lastest twist in the plot is a great one!

The smarmy prison officers are sitting outside feeling sorry for, yet slightly superior to their fellow prisoner housemates. What they don’t realise is that the joke is on them, and the so called prisioners are actually living a life of luxury next door, with unlimited food, treats and a tropical beach!

It is so funny to see Suzie’s fake sympathy, and Michael’s fake angst at being seperated from his best friends, all the while knowing that the officers are in fact the ones getting the bum deal. Being made to sit around all day, and being deprived of sleep all night is hardly a fun way to spend your time!