The starving Big Brother housemates are being given a chance to win more food in a new two day task.

Big Brother has asked the housemates to appoint three leaders who will be responsible for creating the training sessions for the rest of the group. They have to base their training on strength and endurance, speed and balance, and skill and co-ordination.

Should the housemates complete their training programme they will be allowed access to the pool once more.

At 15.47 this afternoon Big Brother delivered a selection of exercise equipment for the task such as a limbo pole, a diabolo, hula hoops and several pairs of extra large sports socks.

The group have since chosen Aisleyne, Mikey and Pete as their three leaders.

Love Island’s Steve-O threw a massive tantrum last night, all because his beer was slightly delayed.

When dinner started with the beer and wine yet to arrive Steve declared “Is that the way they treat talent?”

All of the celebrities tried to reassure him, and protested that it was fine and they weren’t bothered, but he continued to rant “on the groups behalf” pacing round the table and pool.

Finally Sophie arrived with the beverages, but Steve decided that it was “too little too late”.

Only when the camps alpha male Shane Lynch arrived back from his Love Shack date with Colleen did Steve calm down. That Irish man sure has a way with words!

Most of the Love Island celebrities are praying to get sent to the love shack just once, but it seems that Boyzone star Shane Lynch can’t keep away from the place.

As part of the secret ‘who is the sexiest celebrity’ vote, Love Island producers chose the winners Colleen Shannon and Shane Lynch to enter the Love Shack for one night only.

Shane seems to be very happy with the choice of partners, so much so that he even rethought his celibacy vow. I wonder what Sophie will think when the pair return to camp!

I can’t imagine anyone being surprised to see Jayne nominated this week. After her massive amounts of rule breaking and subsequent punishments, I imagine that her housemates can’t wait to see the back of her!

Richard however was not such a predictable choice. Maybe people have finally gotten sick of him constantly brown-nosing Suzie, or maybe the argument he caused over the rights of rats was the final straw, who knows.

I would guess that it will be Jayne who leaves this week, and to date the eviction results have been very very predictable. However maybe it’s time for a wild card, maybe just maybe the bookies won’t get it right.

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It looks like Lea was right. Upon leaving the Big Brother house she declared to Davina McCalll that Suzie Verrico was a “nasty piece of work” and assured viewers that we weren’t yet seeing the real her.

Suzie would like us to believe that she is whiter than white, that butter wouldn’t melt, however now and then we get a glimpse at what lurks under the surface, and it isn’t always pretty.

When Suzie entered the house, it wasn’t long before the tabloids discovered her sordid past. Now Jayne seems to have discovered a few secrets of her own

For example today, when food and supplies are thin on the ground in the Big Brother house, Jayne discovered that Suzie has a secret stash of supplies hidden behind her bed.

She confronted Suzie and it went something like this:

“Here, look at Susie,” said Jayne, “You’ve got like 35 bog rolls.”

“Leave it alone,” said Susie. “It’s my stash. No-one will listen to me about keeping things back, so I’ve put it aside.”

Jayne nodded and walked into the kitchen. But a panicked-looking Susie was in quick pursuit. “If they won’t do as I ask then I have to do something about it as we won’t have any bread,” she explained, gesturing to the dough she’d left to prove on the doorstep.

“Good girl,” nodded Jayne. “Quite right.”

“And those tea bags are left over from before anyway,” added Susie.

“Susie, you crack me up,” laughed Jayne.

“What, my storing carry-on? It’s all the creeping around I’ve had to do,” she said.

“But why?” asked Jayne.

“If I didn’t we wouldn’t have anything,” she pointed out.

“Mmm. A bit of jam on that bread would be nice,” drooled Jayne.

“Don’t broadcast it,” begged Susie.

“I won’t say a word where you’re concerned Susie,” said not so discreet Jayne. “I’m keeping you at my right arm, mate.”

“You never know what other rabbit I’ll pull out of my hat. I could have a joint of roast beef under my bed,” replied Suzie.

No sooner had Paul arrived on Love Island than he managed to start trouble. He put Leo’s back up by chatting up Bianca Gascoigne, who was widely acknowledged as ‘Leo’s Bird’.

But it seems as though Paul and Leo are not the only two boys chasing after Biancas hand.

After having to watch Bianca and Leo share a bed yesterday, little Lee Otway made his way to the beach hut delcaring:

“I just want to tell her how I feel but it’s difficult, She thinks I’m a good friend, a funny, daft, sweet lad that she knows and probably thinks of Leo as this hunky, good looking, charming and exciting guy.

“She said she would give me a kiss goodnight and she does make the effort but I don’t think she likes me in that way, but I’d love it if she did. I do really want to tell her and it’s hard watching her with Leo but I suppose that’s the name of the game.

“I find myself looking over and glancing at them both and wondering if they’ve kissed yet. I shouldn’t really but I can’t help it. Maybe if we were in the Love Shack or in bed one night, I could mention it to her then.”

Today while chatting about the island ladies Steve-O commented:

That Bianca is rad,�

“I dig her,� added Paul Danan.

So out of seven males on the island at least 4 are hankering after Miss Gascoigne, poor Sophie won’t be happy!

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The moment we hoped would never come has finally arrived, Paul Danan is back on Love Island.

Last year Paul had to be escorted out of the Love Island camp by security guards, after a drunken outburst directed mostly at Fran Cosgrove. He also came across as an incredible love rat who couldn’t decide on one girl to declare his undying love to, so he played between two.

Will Paul be up to his old dirty tricks this year…. When asked about his opinions of the girls in the camp he said

“I’d like to go in with Bianca at the moment…and the DJ as well. Maybe both of them!�

So I’d say expect fireworks, or at the very least expect a drunken sleazy Paul who will probably drink too much and make a bit of a fool of himself!

Love Island has today gained a new contestant, Jackass stuntman Steve-O.

I’m not really going in there with an agenda,� he stated today.

“All I’ve really shown the world about myself is a lot of idiotic self-mutilation and humour, which I’m proud of, but I’m really here to have an all-expenses paid vacation with hot chicks!

“It sounds like a lot of fun, and I think people are going to get to see a side of me that the world just hasn’t been exposed to.�

Steve’s adventures on Jackass have included,

“I jumped off a balcony, and when I met the floor, it was with my face,� Steve explained. “I broke my cheekbone (which means I brag about having broken my skull).

“I broke seven teeth, I got ten stitches in my chin and I got a broken wrist. That was my worst fall. All of these teeth are crowns and veneers…not dentures!�

“I could be all cheesy and say, ‘Oh, I do a great massage!’� he laughs.

“Maybe my dazzling good looks, and my cut, toned physical shape!�

“As much as I love having sex, I don’t want to disrespect any of the women or the dudes,� he says.

“I it’s think respect that makes the world go round. In my career I don’t hurt anybody but myself.

“I’m a tough guy, so I can do some pretty mean things to myself. But I honestly want to approach this for what it is – the chance for people to see a side of me they haven’t seen.�

It seems as though the tight food rations and hunger pains are starting to turn the housemates into a crowd of grumpy old men!

Glyn Wise today was the latest to speak out, and this time his anger was directed at Susie Verrico. He ranted:

“I went to help Susie with the bread and she said she wanted to do it on her own, The control freak, the slave… Susie,” he called her.

“No one else wanted me to do it. They don’t trust me with the food… they’re weirdos.” He seemed to be oblivious to his past culinary disasters.

Glyn claimed Mikey would back him up, saying: “He finds her annoying too, because she has to control everything.”

He also has ideas about who will be nominated for eviction this week:

“I think my name will come up for the public vote. I’m snapping at everyone because my body is crying out for food. But it’s not me, it’s the food.”

…or lack of it…

Lil’ Lee got a bit emotional this evening at the prospect of being kicked off Love Island, and decided to write a song in honour of the Love Island contestants.

I fought back tears (of laughter) as Lee crooned the song to Bianca Gascoigne. The basic gist was we started out as 11, now we’re going to be 10 and oh we’ve shared some good times and become really close in the last week!

That wasn’t the worst of it, though. Oh no.

Didn’t Lee think it would be a good idea to sing it to everybody at the dinner table? “Ay-oop everybody, I was going to make a speech or write a poem or summat, but I decided to write this song instead….”

My skin was crawling like Paul Danaan had walked into the room…

The problem is, wee Bombhead’s the youngest of the group. The odds are stacked against him. So why would he choose to shoot himself in the foot like that? Or was this another stab at the Soapstar Superstar thing? I don’t see Lee as a pop star, do you?

If anybody managed to get the lyrics to Lee’s masterpiece, please post them so I can cringe one more time….

I came across an article on the web this evening that suggests Miss Colleen Shannon is much more than just a pretty face (and decent body).:

Colleen Shannon, thinking over the list of hats she wears - DJ, budding producer, actress, fashion model, TV hostess.

Of course, the picture of Colleen in her skimpies astride some DJ equipment has nothing to do with it…..

Seriously, though, it’s an interesting bit of history on Colleen. She’s a bit deeper than….Alicia Douvall for example. Google Alicia and you’ll find nothing but glam shots and party pictures.

It was crunch time this evening on Love Island as Alicia Douvall, Chris Brosnan and Colleen Shannon were selected for eviction.

Panic started to set in when the contestants were told that they would make the final decision who would be evicted. As the first part of the show wrapped, we could hear some of the contestants protesting that they wouldn’t nominate.

When the show came back on, the show producers had persuaded the group that they had to vote, but at the same time Alicia (sensing the axe falling?) walked off the set and refused to come back on!

Patrick Kielty asked the group to reveal their nominations. Although a few of them refused to nominate, those who did chose Alicia for the chop, so her instincts may have been right. Shane Lynch and Kelly Bryan decided not to nominate, and were told that all nominations were to be done this way. Lee “Bombhead” Otway chirped up that he didn’t want to and that the group were a team.

So, Alicia’s gone, and Love Island seems to be taking on the evilness of Big Brother and the nasty tasks of I’m A Celebrity - will this stir tensions within the group? I hope so!

You’ve gotta draw the line somewhere, and when I see a celebrity spewing up, I sort of lose interest. Don’t you?

The couples on Love Island had to complete a task which involved eating red-hot spices as quickly as possible. Although there were a few valiant attempts, Sophie Anderton couldn’t hold the food down and gave us a little too much footage of it coming back up. Charming I think Brendan Cole also had trouble keeping the hot stuff down.

So what better way to follow that task but with a little game of Guess Who? Blindfolded celebs were asked to guess their partner through the simple act of nipple-licking! What an ordeal!

Although it looked like a lot of fun, Shane Lynch was determined not to participate in the task. I always imagined that Shane was ….er… worldly and that he wouldn’t have a problem with the sexy stuff. I’m sort of still waiting for him to reveal a wild side….

The bookies have been predicting it all week, and tonight they have been proved right once more. Nikki Grahame has been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Poor Pete has now lost the two women in his life, and is left now with Aisleyne for love and cuddles.

The house will be a much less interesting place without Nikki. Who will amuse us with her tears and tantrums? Who will moan and wind up the housemates?

I for one will miss Nikki and her eccentric ways. In my eyes she has been the star of this years Big Brother, almost the only housemate to really stand out from the crowd (other than Pete of course!). Why do people always vote out the interesting ones?