Live on air, Davina McCall just announced that 5 new housemates will be entering the Big brother house next Friday.

However, as always there is a twist. The new housemates will reside in the ’secret house’ adjacent to the normal one, and accompanying them will eb one of our current housemates.

So to spell it out, next week you won’t be voting to evict a housemate, but rather to place them in the ’secret house’ with the newbies.

I am not so keen on this new plan. A similar stunt last year brought us the abominable Orlaith McAllister. She still pops up in smutty newspapers every now and again, and I for one would be a lot happier if she had never graced the airwaves….EVER!

There have been rumours circulating that Big Brother plans to bring back a former housemate from an old series this year. I for one will be on my knees tonight, praying that it isn’t Orlaith!

Big Brother has been over since August, and already the stars of the show are but a distant memory! Catch up with the housemates and see what they’re doing now!

Makosi Musambasi (the not so pregnant one!)

Kemal and Kinga (Kaftans and Wine Bottles!)

Derek (The Conservative)

Craig (Anthonys Stalker)

Lesley (The One With Boobs!)

Mary (The Witch!)

Eugene (The geek)

Sam (the boring tart in a bikini)

Saskia And Maxwell (remebered for their antics under the duvet in the bed next to Kemal)

Roberto (The Italian Stallion)

Science (The weird rapper)

Vanessa (The lazy girl with the lisp)

Anthony Hutton (Father of Makosi’s baby and winner of the show)

Orlaith McAllister (the one that snogged gay Craig!)

I have to admit to being worried when I heard that former Big Brother housemate Orlaith McAllister had won the Belfast heat of the Miss Great Britain competition and had now took her place among the finalists! I couldn’t bear having to watch her flaunt about for another year when I was hoping she would have faded into obscurity by now.

Thankfully she didn’t win! Danielle Lloyd from Warrington took the top spot, and Orlaith didn’t even make runner up!

I suppose this should have been no surprise since Celebrity Big Brother housemate John McCririck was one of the judges. Given that John clashed with Caprice on the Big Brother show last year because she was a model, with small boobs and blonde hair (all of which he hated) I imagine he wasn’t too impressed when Orlaith McAllister appeared on stage.

Thanks John!

Big Brother tart, sorry I mean contestant, Orlaith McAllister, will be representing Belfast in the forthcoming heats of the Miss Britain competition.

She said to The Sun: “I’m thrilled to be representing Belfast.”

If Orlaith wins she will bag herself a 12 month modelling contract as well as a part in a Hollywood film. To be fair this is the only way Orlaith is going to manage to get a decent contract, as success has certainly evaded her so far.

Apart from the odd appearance on local tv shows and paparazzi shots of her boobs falling out at yet another Z list party we haven’t seen too much of Orlaith since her departure from the Big Brother house.

My problem with the whole thing is that the Miss Belfast contest had to be a fix, I just can’t believe that Orlaith McAllister is the prettiest girl in Belfast. Quickest to take off her clothes in front of millions of people yes, but prettiest, I just don’t believe it!

I came across this recent picture of Orlaith at the recent Maxim party.

Will she never grow weary of exposing herself? We can at least be glad that she wasn’t baring her breasts this time, but her bum cheeks are no more classy!

One onlooker said: “The only thing hiding her modesty was a black thong. The dress was as short as they come with see-through sides.�

The ‘onlooker’ obviously doesn’t realise that in fact Orlaith McAllister has no sense of modesty or decency, and would expose all and everything for a few tabloid colum inches!

I came across an Orlaith McAllister fansite this evening, and I thought I’d share a line from the biography there:

She dislikes people who are vain and self-obsessed

My reaction went something like this: choked on my drink at the computer. For a good 10 minutes, tea was pouring out my nose over the keyboard and the monitor. After I caught my breath, I wiped down the screen and read it again to see if it was real….

Come on! The only people who liked Orlaith’s boobs more than randy teenagers was Orlaith herself. Now, I feel a bit bad about dissing a fellow Northern Irish person, but please!

The rest of the bio looks like it was cut and pasted from every Smash Hits interview I ever read when I was a teenager. She’s a shopaholic apparently. Marilyn Monroe is her idol (yawn). Favorite book is “Men Are From Mars”…….and so on….

Is anybody out there still awake?

Oh man! I caught Orlaith on a local news show this evening – UTV Life.

She was doing a spot about the new Dukes Of Hazard movie in a replica of the General Lee, showing off the curves to the best of her ability. Poor, naive Tabby Kat asked me what Orlaith had to do with the General Lee and just as I said “Draping herself all over it”, there she was. Draped.

So, desperate to stretch out a slot with Northern Ireland’s most famous pair of breasts, Frank Mitchell did a bit of an interview with her. Asked about the General Lee, she admitted she didn’t actually know what film the car was from. “Er, is it that Herbie film?” she stammered. No Orlaith! Mitchell then went on to explain that Herbie was a Volkswagon Beetle, at which point, Orlaith’s eyes glazed over.

They also had a short slot from her Dad, who was ineloquently defending her Big Brother antics. Oh yes, the whole family was behind her 100%. Sure, that’s the problem with Northern Ireland, he complained.

The interviewed ended hilariously with Ms McAllister pondering her career options. “Maybe in a few years I might be doing a Hollywood movie..” Yes, but it might not have much of a script!