We are finding it increasingly hard to listen to American Idol’s Alex Lambert, because we just can’t stop looking at that RIDICULOUS mullet! Come on Alex, it’s got to be time for a haircut!

On last night’s American Idol show Alex performed Ray LaMontagne’s ‘Trouble’ which we’d never heard before. It wasn’t a bad performance, in fact his vocals were almost flawless but he was boring us a little by the time he got near the end.

Judges Comments:

Randy Jackson: I think it was good song choice for you but I’m not sure you wowed me with it. I felt like you could have made it slower and done a little more with it.

Ellen DeGeneres: You are becoming a mushy banana, you are consistently good and each week you get better and better. I love your innocence. You need more confidence but don’t get cocky.

Kara DioGuardi: The only thing standing in the way of you winning is you right now. You are still stiff and you are not letting go up there. I wanted an acoustic guitar and you just sining up there. let go!

Simon Cowell: You have got to get yourself mentally somewhere else, we have never seen you relaxed and having a good time. You have got to imagine Randy in a bikini or something. You’ve got to stop staring down that lens and concentrating on the camera. I will get Randy in a bikini next week if you are still here.