Oh, I would be gutted if I was Andrew Lloyd Webber’s daughter today! As the offspring of a man worth more than £700 million you may have thought your future was secure, but the Lord has revealed to The Mirror that he has no intention of leaving his fortune to his children and grandchildren.

The composer and star of BBC Saturday night TV says: “They aren’t bothered. They don’t think that way. It is about having a work ethic – I don’t believe in inherited money at all.

“I am not in favour of children suddenly finding a lot of money coming their way because then they have no incentive to work.

“So I will give them a start in life but they ain’t going to end up owning the Really Useful Group.”

How p**sed off must the Lloyd Webber’s be today!