After a heated argument in the kitchen this afternoon, Big Brother called Billi and Charley to the diary room.

The pair were then directed into a secret ‘happy’ room, through a secret door, where they were made to don ‘happy’ t-shirts and caps.

Charley read a sheet of instructions aloud:

“Welcome to the Happy Room. The Happy Room is a happy place for happy housemates,” she read. “Housemates must remain in the Happy Room remaining happy until further notice.”

“Oh, it’s not gonna be anything, is it?” Billi smiled with relief.

“We just gotta sit here and be happy,” laughed Charley.

Big Brother proceeded to repeatedly play ‘If You’re Happy And You Know It’, until Billi declared:

“I’ll never argue again,”