This won’t be a long winded post predicting the downfall of the Big Brother format. It’s too late at night and I just can’t be bothered.

Now normally I am a bit of a night owl, I can sit up all night watching TV, and if I have a new boxset on the go it wouldn’t be unlike me to be perched in front of the box with matchsticks propping up my eyes.

But this summer I have difficulty staying awake past 11pm, and I place the blame firmly at the door of Big Brother. I am so bored by Mohamed’s gluttony and Kathreya’s crying. The ‘dynamic’ between Rex and Nicole was frankly disappointing and Darnell’s on off romance with Sara is a poor excuse for a love story.

So I have just finished watching my recording of tonight’s BB and the housemates pathetic ‘Free Mo’ campaign and let’s just say I won’t be needing a milky drink to aid my journey to snoozy poozy land!!