Big Brother 2010: Josie denies kissing John James!

Josie denied her love last night, when she told Big Brother housemate Dave that she hasn’t yet kissed John James.

The Bristol farm girl was being interrogated by her Christian pal who said:

‘I’ve heard rumours,’ as he pinned her to the sofa to get to the truth.

He went on:

‘I’ve heard that you two have been kissing and there was a tongue involved, a throbbing pulsating tongue.’

Josie laughed and replied:

‘Someone thought they heard us kiss.’

Dave then changed his approach and said:

‘I want you to do two things. I want you to look in my eyes and I’m going to ask you a question to which you can say yes or no.’

He looked deep into Josie’s baby blues and said:

‘Did you kiss? Was there a throbbing pulsating tongue involved?

Josie is obviously as good a liar as her boyfriend, because when she said “no” Dave fell for her story hook, line and sinker and told the rest of the group:

‘She’s telling the truth.’

Poor old gullible Dave….

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!