Big Brother 2010: Josie, Mario, Andrew, JJ and Dave interviewed by Davina McCaw

In preparation for tomorrows nights live interviews, today Big Brother housemates got a chance to practice their interview technique with the house parrot, Davina McCaw. Taking it in turns the housemates will go one on one with the cheeky bird, and had to answer some seriously controversial questions. Below are the list of questions:

ANDREW! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Do you like fruit? What’s your favourite type?

Have you ever kissed a girl before?

Would you like to kiss Josie?

Who did you fancy most in the house?

What’s your favourite number?

Do you reckon you’ll get a girlfriend after this?

What sort of girl are you looking for?

What is 345 x 49?

DAVE! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

What’s next for you after Big Brother?

Are you going to release a fitness video?

Do you think you look less stupid than you did when you came in?

Do you miss having a big belly?

What is the glory?

Which housemate had the most ‘glory’?

Are you only here because of the Welsh vote?

What is your favourite fish? Is it Monk Fish?

Will Cardiff City get promoted this season?

JJ! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

What is the most interesting thing about you?

As a boxer, have you taken a lot of blows to the head?

Did you enjoy being tickled by Corin in bed?

Why didn’t you give her a kiss?

Are you and John James going to go on a date?

Do you think your only still here because you’re a pretty boy? SQWARK! Pretty boy! Pretty boy!

On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate Corin? Would you give her one…? Or more?

How big are Corin’s…. hands?

JOSIE! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Did you kiss crab eyes?

Do you want to kiss him again? Are you going to marry him?

Why did you like him? Isn’t geeky little Andrew much nicer?

Why do you like lying in bed so much? You and crab eyes were like John Lennon and yoko ono!

Who do you think will win? Who do you think deserves to win?

What does your thumb taste like?

Do you like sucking things?

MARIO! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Who do you fancy more Ben or Andrew?

Have you finished grooming Andrew?

Is there anyone or anything you don’t fancy?

Why have you got such a weird accent?

Why do you like getting naked all the time?

Which housemate would you most like to see naked?

Why is your right testicle so small?

Do you miss being the mole?

Do you think that you look a bit like a mole?

Do you like digging holes in the ground?

Do you like eating worms?

Who do you most want to go on a date with – Bob Righter or Titan?

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Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!