Big Brother 2011: Jay McKray and Louise Cliffe spend the day flirting
Yesterday was Anton’s 24th birthday; Big Brother threw him a party fit for a king.
The housemates have failed to clean up and Big Brother is not impressed by the mess in the garden. The alarm sounds and housemates are told to clean up the garden immediately. Tom and Alex avoid cleaning up by offering to make tea for their fellow housemates. Harry is armed with a big bag and is the first to the garden with a bin bag then others come to help and they discuss the amount of discarded olives and chicken bones everywhere.
Yesterday Jay and Louise spent the day flirting with each other; Jay left a message in ‘Love Heart’ Sweets under her pillow. Jay says that he now feels “embarrassed.” Louise tells him that no one has ever done anything like that for her and she was “shocked” by it. She tells him that she will keep it under her pillow “but it’s a bit messed up now.” Jay tells her that he will fix it and they share a hug.
Faye tells Aaron that to look at him “you look normal.” He confesses that he owned a Groovy Chick branded duvet cover. Faye brings up his previous confession of not having had sex for seven years or masturbated for two years. “You’ve come in here and kissed three people!” she adds. Jay asks him if it still “works” and speculates that Aaron may be scared of having sex because the last time he did, it resulted in a baby. Tom asks Aaron if he “regrets getting married and having a baby.” Aaron admits that his only regret is how “heartbreaking” it is when his son tells him that he wants them to be a family again. Aaron tells them that he needs to be alone and goes into the bedroom. He lies on his bed and looks at a photo of his son.
For today’s task, housemates are dressed as fat hungry truckers. They have paired up and must eat mini burgers while driving round the track in the garden. Faye and Maisy are first to hit the track as “Team Faisy.” Faye and Maisy eat 7 burgers, Alex and Tom eat 4 burgers, Louise and Harry eat 7 burgers, Aaron and Mark eat 11 burgers but Anton and Jay win by eating 12 burgers. Big Brother declares that Anton and Jay are the winners. They jump and shout in celebration. In the diary room, they tell Big Brother that they are “born winners.”
Tom is inspecting himself in the bathroom mirror. Louise comes in and he tells her that he is putting on weight and Louise tells him not to be “silly.” In the diary room, Anton and Jay have changed into their respective costumes of hamburger and hot dog. “Would you like to come back to mine to see my hot dog?” Jay asks Big Brother. “You look good enough to eat,” Big Brother quips before telling them that they can now leave the diary room with their fast food meal prize. Hamburger Anton and Hotdog Jay enter the living area and Harry congratulates them for winning. When housemates realise that they boys have won Happy Meal Aaron tells Mark: “I’m so glad we didn’t win.” In the garden Aaron comments: “We won the respect of the group and we didn’t have to dress up as a burger.” Louise is in the living area and has jump on Hamburger Anton’s back. Louise pushed him to the ground and Hamburger Anton falls on his back. He is unable to get up and rolls around on the floor wiggling his legs like.
In the garden Maisy is holding an aqua-aerobics fitness class for Alex and Tom who are copying her moves while in the pool. Some of the housemates are in the bedroom taking five. Louise looks at Hamburger Jay who is hot and annoyed at being in his snug costume: “I feel dead sorry for you,” she comments. Faye and Aaron are bored and begin a game of I-Spy then 20-Questions. Aaron quickly uses up all his questions and when Faye agrees that the person is “at the top of their game” Aaron asks: “Is it Dale Winton.” “No its Einstein,” she smiles.
Hamburger Anton is asleep and snoring loudly. Aaron and Faye are feeling juvenile. In the bathroom Aaron and Faye stand either side of Louise and in turn ask “Really?” over and over again. “What you on about” Louise questions and Faye tells her she has failed. Aaron and Faye move in to the garden and stand over Maisy and do the same thing to her. “Fuck off!” she shouts and eventually retorts “really?” Aaron and Faye cheer. They mischievous pair then move on to Aden who tries to get away and the pair wrestle him. The pair eventually push Aden in to the pool. “Really?!” Aden quips while standing in the pool.
Tom is in the bath. Louise and Alex are talking about the Hot Dog Jay.
Alex asks Louise if she still fancies Jay even though he is dressed as a hot dog. “I don’t think so; every time I look at him I can’t stop laughing.” Aden is in the garden letting off steam to Hot Dog Jay. Aden tells Jay that he is “pissed off” at Aaron and Faye for pushing him in the pool. Aden says that he won’t say anything to them “until after nominations,” and they laugh. Anton joins them after his long sleep and they talk about dreams. Jay tells Anton about what Aaron and Faye did to Aden and Aden tells him that he’s pissed off because he was wearing his favourite combats.
Alex and Tom are organising dinner. They sing about different foods together in the kitchen. Anton and Jay are called to do the diary room with an offer.
Big Brother tells them that they make an excellent hamburger and hot dog. They then get offered a chance to take their costumes off and have a can of beer each. However if they decide to keep their costumes on then the rest of the housemates will receive alcohol. They decide to keep the costumes on and Jay tells Big Brother that you get better prizes at bingo.
Most of the housemates are in the garden. Faye hugs Hot Dog Jay and comments: “It smells – you and your big sausage. Big Brother calls Hamburger Anton and Hotdog Jay to the diary room. In the diary room Big Brother asks the pair how they’re feeling. “A bit seedy but relishing the moment,” quips Hamburger Anton. Big Brother offers the housemates the chance to get rid of the costumes in exchange for can of beer and an ice cream. However, their housemates will have nothing. “I’m at death’s door,” comments Hotdog Jay but says that Louise will give him a cuddle when he finally gets out the costume. They decide to remain in their costumes so that housemates can receive a treat.
Louise is talking to Harry about a modelling shoot and says she was jealous when a fellow model was photographed on a horse while she had to be photographed in the sauna. “You got paid to sit in a sauna, tough life,” jokes Harry. Big Brother announces that the store room is open to collect beer and ice cream. Hotdog Jay pretends to cry while walking through the house.
After wearing his suit for six hours, Jay has decided to install a personal cooling system. Hotdog Jay is cuts a water bottle and is about to lie down when Big Brother calls him and Hamburger Anton to the diary room. “I’ve just rigged my thing,” shouts Hotdog Jay explains that he was making a funnel, “So I could breathe through my arm pits.” In the diary room, Big Brother informs them that they have proved they have hearts. They are given some alcohol to share with their fellow housemate and are told that they can take their costumes off.
Aaron is being frank with Harry and tells him that he expects to be up for eviction tomorrow. “I don’t get on with Tom, he irritates me so much,” Anton confesses. He says that he doesn’t think that Jay likes him either. Harry says that some people just click like the way that Maisy and Faye are “suddenly best friends.”
Maisy Jay, Anton, Louise and Faye are at the dining table. Maisy tells them that when she kissed Aaron “I know he would have had sex with me.” Jay questions who kissed who and Maisy tells him that she can’t remember. “I would’ve kissed any body that day, I was so horny.” Louise reassures Faye adding: “It’s obvious that Aaron really likes you Faye.” Jay tells Faye that Aaron told him she’d be dominating in bed. Faye doesn’t think that’s a good thing “I like to be dominated in bed.” Faye tells the group that the comment has “put me off,” adding that that isn’t the way “I wanna be portrayed.”
Some of the housemates are feeling happy in the garden. Faye is hugging and flirting with Anton and announces that she is in a “happy place.” Aaron and Mark are having a catch up in the living area. Anton is just wearing underpants and tells Faye that he needs to go and get dressed. He squirms away from her and Faye shouts “Anton, have you got a semi?” Aden pulls Faye off Anton while he tries to hide next to Maisy while hiding his crotch. Anton comments: “Aaron is watching us through the window; his eyes are saying ‘get your hands off my girlfriend.’” Jay says a quote from the film White Chicks.
Jay is called to the diary room and reprimanded for the film quote which was an unacceptable comment. Jay exits the diary room and in code, explains to Aaron what he said. Aaron is shocked.
Harry and Anton are sitting on the bed and Faye is lying at the end. “How long has Aaron been in the diary room?” she asks. Anton says that Aaron is probably crying in the diary room because Faye kissed Anton. “You have to stop snogging all the boys!” Harry quips as Faye leaves the bedroom. A frustrated Aaron is in the diary room. He tells Big Brother how upset he is by what Jay said and how he doesn’t know if he can live in the house with “these people.” Faye is in the living room on her own talking to herself asking what she’s doing waiting for Aaron and that she didn’t get with Anton. She then walks into the garden.