As fans of Big Brother will know, just a few days ago, Luke S intimated to a fake PR agent that he would ditch Ashleigh – with whom he has of course been having a ‘romance’ in the house – in order to star in a show such as The Bachelor.

He also said that there were “loads of thing that irritate me” about Ashleigh, who remains blissfully unaware of what he’d said about her.

However, last night, Ashleigh took Luke aside for a heart to heart about their relationship, and told him that she can’t see a future for them as a couple because they have nothing in common.

She said, “I’m messy and you’re tidy. I click my fingers and you don’t like that. I can’t cook and you can…”

Luke S however seemed keen to allay her fears, saying, “If we were both clean we’d get annoyed with each other because you’d have your way of cleaning and I’d have mine.”

Other issues for the couple are that Ashleigh smokes, and Luke S is a health nut. Ashleigh likes to swear, and Luke S likes his ladies to be lady-like…

And finally, there’s one big fat obstacle in the way of their love…

Ashleigh said, “You never let me do your eyebrows or cut your nails.”

Luke S admitted that that’s because he had a “controlling nature” but by way of demonstrating his commitment to her, he said he’d allow her to pluck his eyebrows and do his nails.

Well, if that’s not love, I don’t know what is. That was sarcasm by the way. I don’t believe he’s even remotely sincere in his feelings for Ashleigh. Do you?

Here’s a clip of their Where’s This Going chat…

I can’t wait to see what happens when Ashleigh finds out what Luke S said about her to that agent!