Earlier today, a row blew up out of nowhere between Ashleigh and Deana…

And apparently, the cause was toast; burnt toast. A very brief post-mortem of the exceedingly cremated brekkie discovered that the toast was Ashleigh’s, but Deana had put it into the toaster.

But from what I could gather from this clip, though Deana evidently agreed to put the bread in the toaster, she didn’t sign up to babysit it, and even though she was in the kitchen pushing something around a frying pan, she ignored the mini inferno that was happening inside the toaster.

So when Ashleigh demanded to know what had been occurin’ Deana gave a potted recap, saying, “The toast, in the toaster. Yeah, the toast in the toaster.”

Ashleigh evidently had something to say, which we couldn’t hear, to which Deana replied, “Yeah I put it in the toaster,” and given the curtness in her voice, Ashleigh said, “What are you being so mouthy for?”

Deana angrily replied, “I’m not angry, I did not do this, I put the toast in the toaster,” at which point, Ashleigh interjected, “I was just asking you a question, don’t get so mouthy.

“Do not start getting mouthy Deana”

“I’m answering you!” said Deana, then giving up the ghost, she added, “Oh, f**k off!”

Ashleigh replied “Stupid *bleep*”

Cue BB music. Oo dear.