UPDATE! Lydia’s had the giggles, so that’s another fail, and Benedict smiled because he was angry! That may count as another fail… Hello chick peas and rice!

It’s Day 8, and things in the Big Brother house have had to become seriously unfunny as the housemates are forbidden to laugh for the next two days.

They can’t even smirk, but that’s already been blown by Ashleigh and Scott, who both had trouble keeping in the joy when clowns turned up in the house.

I wouldn’t have had an issue with not laughing; clowns creep me out! Thanks Stephen King and your IT.

Anywho, Arron’s had to dress up like a bird, Adam’s been poured into lycra, and in fact, all of them had to don the infamous shock suits and head off into the garden to get buzzed…

And of course, historically, much laughter abounds when the shocks are given. Mostly from me because I enjoy the cruelty, but I bet someone cracks when the leccy hits their bum… cracks… get it? I’m wasted on you people

Bird is the word for Arron…

Arron's in there with the new bird...

It doesn't get much more gangster than this...

Can't lick his, can't lick his, can't lick his... pie covered face... (Think GaGa)

Do you think they have a snowball’s chance? I can’t say I do; I think it’s beans and lentils next week! Hell to the yeah. Make ‘em suffer!