This morning, as we reported earlier, the Big Brother housemates awoke back in the Old West for this week’s shopping task, Gold Rush…

Conor is now the Sheriff of the house for the two days of the task and Caroline – god help them – is his Deputy.

However, Conor and Caroline then had to choose which housemates would go in which team, given there are three with the titles of The Good, The Bad and The Really Ugly.

Called to the Diary Room to choose who went in which team, Sheriff and Deputy had to allocate team places based on “personality” and they had to give reasons for their decisions about who goes where…

Here’s the run down of the teams and Conor and Caroline’s reasoning behind who they chose for which team…

The Good:

Scott – He is a good Catholic boy and has a good heart.
Sara – She’s very honest and moral.
Luke S – He took the joke yesterday so well and he cleans up.

The Bad:

Adam – He’s a bad man.
Deana – It says it for itself.
Ashleigh – She’s got a bad moth – a dirty mouth.

The Really Ugly

Lauren – She’s moany.
Luke A – He was an ugly warden. He was unjust and discriminated against us for our uninteresting conversation.
Becky – She’s superduper funny but her farts are ugly. Absolutely disgusting.

Becky apparently took the news of her allocation fairly well, while Deana reportedly sulked and Lauren moaned about why she’d been chosen, somewhat ironically.

Luke A, meanwhile, was annoyed, saying that he’d tried to be fair in the Rules Are For Fools Task in his role as Warden.

Speaking to Sheriff Conor, Deputy Caroline whined, “Why do people take things so personally? We just made random groups…”

To which Conor replied, “I only wanted to break up the teams. I f people have a problem with it, I don’t care.”

BB’s official website adds, “Big Brother has chained together the Bad housemates with shackles which must remain on for the entirety of the task – aside from toilet and Diary Room visits and sleep tonight.”

O this is going to be F U N!