Not content with a fake proposal, Big Brother has this evening announced that there will be impending nuptials to the rest of the housemates.

Addressing the group today BB revealed:

“Before Mario entered the Big Brother House, Big Brother was aware that he would propose to Stephanie,” started Big Brother. “In the hope that Stephanie would accept Mario’s hand in marriage, Big Brother made the necessary enquiries with regard to hosting a wedding.”

“As a consequence, Big Brother has the honour of announcing that a wedding will take place in the Big Brother House this Sunday.”

Mario’s real girlfriend Lisa even had the good grace to try to look happy for the fake couple!