First things first…Can someone please confirm to me what the hell ‘’CANNY’’ means, or is? Is it even in the dictionary?…is it a real word?…Canny lass, Canny lad, That’s Canny, Your Canny, this is a Canny situation…. It’s Canny fever in the Big Brother house!

The more and more I see of Brian, the more I want him to win…He seems like the Essex version of Glyn from last year’s Big Brother, never lived away from home, honest, with a good heart…I wanted Glyn to win it last year and I want Brian to win it this year…and I’m so sure of myself that I have even put a bet. By the way Brian is actually odds on to win Big Brother, so if you’re thinking of placing a bet, place one now rather than wait for the odds to shrink further.

Jerry is really getting on my nerves with his historical intellect…he always seems to recite quotes from books and talk about historical artefacts and Pythagoras… If only someone did History as a GCSE maybe they could challenge him and see whether he really does know his stuff or not!

Carol aka Colombo, suggests she has sussed out Amy and her possible motives with housemates…and Tracey is in a mood again…or is that just her morning face… imagine waking up to that in the morning!

Yet another Twist! Big Brother you sneaky devil you! All half way housemates got to become full housemates but had to choose four people from the main house to become half way housemates and then be up for eviction. David was nominated first to leave the full house and become a half way housemate again…he didn’t take it lightly, in fact he was P****d Off! Housemates all hate Amy now, because she agreed with everyone’s decision in nominations…Is that reason for everyone to hate her…Yes…No…Or are the housemates just angry that they are becoming half way housemates again and they are looking for someone to bite at?

Jerry’s was furious at Amy in fact everyone was…are they jealous? Just because they have to go back to the half way house, I mean in Tracey’s words…DEAL WITH IT people! Jerry is only angry because his lover boy David is leaving the house. The girl next door with the biggest smile of Britain, do you remember her VT…’’Hi my name is Kara-Louise and I’m always smiling, I can’t stop!’’Blah blah blah…She soon stopped once entering the Big Brother house hasn’t she?

Both sets of housemates swapped houses and I felt a sense of pitty for everyone alienating Amy…It’s bad that happening everywhere but especially in the Big Brother house…The girl didn’t do anything wrong, she has no game plan…she just wants in on the Big Brother experience as everyone else in that house wants!

So much bitching at the end of the show, all against Amy as you can imagine the final statement coming from Shanessa, talking about Amy and Liam’s relationship, she tells the rest of the half way’s ‘”If I was going to jump in bed with a guy in here I’d do it for more than £100,000’’ Let me just remind you who Shanessa is; One, she isn’t the prettiest thing that’s hit our screen’s and two she is a confessed escort. I can’t see anyone with a pocket of cash more than £100,000 enquiring about Shanessa’s services, I’m sorry I just cant. Maybe a builder or something with a few pound he’s just won from the local bookies!

Till next time all I have to say is Friday is going to defiantly be…a Canny Day!

This article was written by Rico, Unreality Tv’s newest Big Brother contributor!