After arguing over Charley’s missing straighteners, Charley and Laura are at it again.

Charley ranted at Laura:

“You’re so two-faced, I know the kind of games you play. Everyone can hear you whispering. Think what you want ‘cos I couldn’t give a s***. I’m done with you.”

Laura cleverly replied: “I’m glad,” she said, “‘cos you argue with everyone that likes you.”

“You know what,” screamed Charley, “I feel sorry for the lot of you, man, I feel sorry for the lot of you. Except for the newcomers, who seem like the only genuine people who ain’t chatting out of their a**es.”

“Yeah, but they haven’t seen the real you,” replied Laura.

“I’ll tell you something Laura,” retorted Charley, “look at me now, I’ll tell you what, I’d rather be at home with my boyfriend than sit here with a bunch of ******* weirdos.”