JONTY STERN, 36, from London. Vegetarian museum assistant Jonty collects teddy bears (he has 50) and old coins. Read welsh studies at uni. Ran the Doctor Who Society. Speaks Welsh, French, German, Yiddish, Hebrew, Albanian and Cornish.

Jonty looks decades older than his 36 years. He has never had sex but regularly enjoys spanking sessions with both sexes. Jonty looks like someone who would flash at you in a dark alley, and as he entered the house tonight with his cuddly monkey I swore I wouldn’t make any spanking the monkey jokes. So I won’t!