SHANESSA REILLY, 27, from Cardiff. Part-time care assistant Shanessa calls her daughter “mini-me” and says her dream job would be to work as a bunny girl at the Playboy mansion. Spends £600 a month on hair extensions. Will be nominated because “they think I’m a slapper or stupid”.

Shanessa entered Big Brother tonight in a ridiculus bright pink almost dress that didn’t nearly cover her rolls of back fat. God…..please don’t choose her housemates.