Big Brother introduces new law for King Siavash

Siavash

Big Brother has introduced a new law after deciding that King Siavash wasn’t getting enough respect.

“From henceforth whenever the King’s Fanfare is played into the House, all housemates apart from the King must immediately cease whatever they are doing and stand bolt upright,” read Siavash from the task instructions. “If housemates fail to adhere to this new law, housemates may fail the overall task,” he added.

“And I can do whatever I want to you guys. Remember that carrot yesterday that didn’t go up your ****?” Siavash asked Sree.

“For god’s sake, when’s this Task gonna be finished man?” laughed Sree.

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!