Luke and Rebecca visited the Big Brother diary room yesterday to give Big Brother their guide to surviving house meetings.

They had just attended a group meeting about the recent shopping task and the bored pair thought they would enlighten BB with their tips.

1. Pretend you are interested when you really don’t give a monkey.

Luke and Rebecca demonstrate this by resting their chins on their hands and faking interested looks to Big Brother.

2. Say “yes, I agree” accompanied by polite clapping.

3. Cheer, clap and say “well done”.