So I was watching the Big Brother highlights last night and thought that the housemates must be in some sort of weird fancy dress in which Luke Marsden had been required to draw on a silly looking moustache. However, as the show progressed and I saw Luke waking the next morning with the same fluffy monstrosity above his lips I realised that he had actually grown that thing on purpose.

Thankfully, with the departure of Bex, Luke must have regained some of his common sense, as he went to the bathroom this morning and shaved the line of bum fluff away.

Luke had never shaved before entering the BB house, now he has shaved both his face and his toes, had his eyebrows plucked and grown a poor excuse for a moustache. What a a man!