Big Brother housemates, Mario and Stephanie are on a secret mission to convince the rest of the house that they are a genuine couple. I thought the pair would mess it up big style, but it seems that by last night the pair were already arguiung like an old married couple.

The couple had a bit of a spat in the early hours of the morning with Steph accusing Mario of not showing her enough affection, saying: “People who only met tonight look closer than we are.”

Later, Mario said his new ‘girlfriend’ was getting on his nerves, telling Luke: “One minute she’s pulling me in and the next she’s pushing me away.”

I wonder if everyone is fooled?