The B!t%h has gone!, so were finaly left with some peace and quiet. A house with no arguments….The Big Brother house with no arguments…What have we done? We may have just ruined this whole series of viewing pleasure. Why oh why did we take out the best housemate of 2007?

Charley is in fact old news…Enter the new news. Five new HALFWAY house mates have entered all competing to be a full time house mate in the house.

Will they bring us as much entertainment and pleasure as Charley did? I guess we will have to stay tuned and find out.

First half way housemate is glamour model Amy, self confessed intelligent glamour model ever! She has made one good decision and that’s dying her hair dark. At least if she comes out the house getting booed she can always revert back to being a blond and nobody would recognize her.

Jonty, ex Mr England model, with a body to die for and a personality that….Oh sorry I was thinking of someone else…YES the Jonty of the big brother house, he’s a bit of a strange one. He is still a virgin at over 30, ok there’s nothing wrong with that, but he carries around with him a selection of teddy bears that he plays with, and probably has the craziest personality of the 5 half way house mates. He has one good thing and one bad thing about him. First is his laugh, sounds like a typical granddad laugh, and he seems to only laugh at his own jokes. I tend to be laughing at him most of the time. Second is, his strangeness and odd behavior.

David, Quiet normal apart from his fancy eye make up and he dresses in dark gothic clothes. David is a witch, lets hope he casts a good spell on the remaining two weeks of the series. That is if he is one of the two half way housemates selected into the house.

Kara-Louise. With a girl next door look and a tan you would only get from Spain or a tanning salon, Kara is my pick to enter the house. Shes very sane and probably someone I could relate to and not feel I am talking to a typical Big brother contestant. Only thing Kara, keep that mouth shut babe. What a HUGE smile, Why are you always smiling?…Lets see how long she can keep that mouth like that shall we.

And finally we have Shanessa…. Yes Finally we have Shanessa, what more can I say about her apart from she entered the house with an outfit made from two shoe laces and a pink toilet roll. If only she entered the house with a bit more class, a bit more respect, a bit more decency…Not to mention she hasn’t exactly got the BEST of bodies has she! And well we all know why you would enter the Big Brother house like that don’t we…she’s probably seeking a photo shoot with nuts after the show. Good luck with that and good luck with being picked to be one of the half ways to enter the house, I just don’t think it will be her.

This article was written by Unreality TV’s newest contributor RICO! Welcome aboard Rico!

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