Big Brother’s New Task: The State Of Suzie!

Grace and her cronies are well p****d off now! This morning the housemates woke up in the ‘State of Suzie’, to find pictures of their fellow housemate covering the walls, a Susie statue was erected in the living room, a Susie plinth stood upright in the garden and Big Brother had even built a Susie shrine for her unsuspecting citizens to kneel before.

After breakfast the housemates were summoned to the gardens by their new leader and told,

“My reign begins today. You are my obedient people. You must obey my commands.”

Suzie Verrico then ran through the rules/laws of the task which include

* Housemates only allowed to sing Susie’s three favourite songs ‘Living on a Prayer’ by Bon Jovi, ‘You’re Just Too Good To Be True’ by Andy Williams, and ‘I Like The Way You Move’ by The Bodyrockers.

*Eating will be restricted to Susie’s favourite foods which include lobster, poached salmon, and strawberries.

* Susie will over see various mini-tasks from a presidential podium in the garden which include designing flags and parades, shooting a tourist video and composing a national anthem.

“You must give me unconditional loyalty and obedience,” continued Susie. “I’m in a state. And so are you.”

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