Breaking News: Shahbaz Has Left The Big Brother House!

Rejoice all you Big Brother watchers – Barmy Old Shahbaz has left the Big Brother house.

Yes, you heard right!

After only four days in the Big Brother house, Shahbaz has transformed into a raving lunatic. He’s pissed off virtually every housemate, hidden their food and even threatened to kill himself live on television! Word from the tabloids this morning was that he was officially on suicide watch.

Well, perhaps now he’s gone, the other housemates might get some attention, and does anyone else get the impression he won’t be missed much?

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