Please Chanelle go, The first time you suggested the idea of leaving, I was at the edge of my seat pondering at the thought of you leaving and how it would affect the house…Then after about 3 seconds I realized the house would be a whole lot better off without you!

Isn’t anyone sick and tired of housemates this season teasing us, well I wouldn’t say teasing I’d say threatening…would I even call it that? I’m confused, If you want to leave the house and your so un happy…LEAVE! Don’t sit there moaning about it and wasting good air time on Big Brothers recap show. It’s such a disappointment when your still in the house after weeks of stating you are leaving…Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?

Finally Ziggy kept to his word and didn’t go back to Chanelle after sitting her down for the 16th time and confessing he is not happy and feels uncomfortable in a relationship with her. Ziggy doesn’t stop there, he gets carried away and tells her, she is jealous, attention seeking, moaning &^%$^& for which she obviously isn’t happy with and they both agree to separate…AGAIN.

After telling Big brother she wants to goooo again, Big Brother finally agrees and advises her that he suitcase is ready to be picked up, for which most of the house mates run to Chanelle’s attention and try and persuade her to say by rubbing their tears and snot all over her. She is adamant she is leaving…Good on you girl! She then says good-bye to Ziggy and everyone and then leaves. An end of an….wait a second she’s back…she’s forgotten her teddy bear…How old is she again??? Ok pick up your bear and go back into the door you came from…No she decides to walk around the whole house again saying hi to everyone and saying she forgot her bear. 3 hours later she is still present in the house…what happened to leaving. 6 hours go by, yes you guessed it she is still there.

Then the half way house mates come in for a night time dinner and Chanelle is at the table, looks like it was CUT…TAKE
78 of Chanelle leaving the Big Brother house!

The dinner table showed the social skills of the half way housemates, trying to impress the house mates with their intellect and life experiences. Jonty was strangely quiet but he seemed to be indulged in his food. Whereas Amy kept the flirting action going on with Liam…she has to use all that intelligence in that glamour model brain of hers and figure out Liam is just one vote!

The highlight of the night was Shanessa’s lap dancing. A question springs up at the sight of watching that, and that is…What people actually pay to get a lap dance from her…I mean of all the woman to get a lap dance from…it’s a wonder she actually gets paid to do that!

Strange world we live in…The episode finishes off with Amy doing an emotional cry…is it for the cameras, is it for us to feel sorry for her…What do you think? Who do you think will be the two half way housemates to enter the house?

This article was written By Unreality TV’s newest contributor RICO. Welcome aboard Rico!