I had finally found a way to cash in on my seemingly never ending stream of pregnancies and had decided that during the next I would audition for Big Brother and promise to give birth on air. It’s never been done on the show before, and lets face it after three previous babies I don’t have a lot of dignity left.

Imagine my despair when I read this morning that Tanja a contestant of the Dutch version of Big Brother had beat me to it. She has given birth to a healthy baby girl and is hoping that it will boost her chances of winning the show.

Back to the drawing board for me then….