Freddie’s Foot in mouth disease

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No sooner had Halfwit begun to be a little more liked in the house, he opened his mouth and inserted his foot last night, further alienating Kris and a few of the others too.

It seems that he’d been waxing a bit too lyrical about his views on Kris and Sophie’s relationship, despite being advised by Siavash to keep his opinions on the down low. And regrets, he has a few today… and a bit of a hangover.

“One of the reasons I’m upset” he told some of the housemates, “is Siavash gave me some damned good advice and I promptly did completely the opposite…

“The thing that I was trying to communicate was that I thought it was a bit fake at first, but now I think it’s making them both happy and I’m happy for both of them.”

Siavash then told him that he pays too much attention to Kris and Sophie but Halfwit said, “It’s not just them, it’s everyone I pay lots of attention to.”

Siavash replied that, “Noticing things is good and we all do – we all have an opinion about their relationship, but some subjects have got nothing to do with you.

“It’s just a personal thing, it’s their business.”

Halfwit nodded his agreement and Siavash added, “Don’t think about it too much man, but I’ve told you – don’t give people ammunition.”

Good advice but asking Halfwit not to think too much is like asking a tiger to stop being stripey…

Lynn is an editor and writer here at Unreality TV and is a trained psychotherapist and the author of two books. She's addicted to soaps, period drama and reality TV shows such as X Factor, Big Brother, BGT and I'm A Celeb.