In yet another blokey chat with Mieky last night, Welsh lifeguard Glyn aditted his true feelings for blonde bimbo Lea.

He said:

“It’s weird how Lea’s here because… my fantasy woman is blonde, big breasts, very attractive – and, like, Lea’s here,” he grinned. “I’m giving her a massage on my bed… she’s naked… I haven’t got a top on…” he was almost drooling at the memory.

“Are you sound with Aisleyne now,” asked Mikey, who had his suspicions about the pair earlier in the week.

“Yeah, but I don’t fancy her anymore,” replied Glyn.

“Seriously? Why not?”

“Dunno. I still would, but… ”

“The way she’s been has made you a bit less attracted to her?” enquired Mikey.

Glyn wistfully replied:

“I think of Lea all the time anyway, rather than her,” he murmured.

Poor Glyn! Lea Walker would eat him for breakfast!