Big Brother 7 housemates are being driven insane by the pungent fumes wafting from the armpits of the great unwashed Dawn Blake.

Here at Unreality TV we have decided to start a campaign to help the housemates and introduce Dawn to the wonderful world of antiperspirants.

We would like all you kind and charitable Big Brother fans to send your bottles of deodorant, perfume or shower gel to
Channel 4 at

Channel 4 Television
124 Horseferry Road
London
SW1P 2TX

I’m sure the team will be happy to pass them on to Dawn!

Update: Setting the record straight.