Good evening peeps. Just minutes ago Imogen Thomas was evicted from the Big Brother house. If the chanting of the audience was anything to go by, it was a bit of a landslide. Let’s face it, Richard was the more engaging character….

Not looking the best I’ve seen her – that eviction outfit??? – Imogen still managed a quick lookie in the mirror and fluff up her boobs before leaving the house.

As the housemates (in the main house) watched Imogen’s eviction Aisleyne predictably burst into her fake uncontrolable crying. Big Brother producers expect her to stop crying sometime on Sunday afternoon. Hell, they could just play repeats by now – there’s bound to be plenty of VT of Aisleyne’s mascara running down her cheeks…

Davina – didn’t she look well? Someone send her a “Yummy Mummy” t-shirt for next week! Pregnancy suits her!

Anyway, Imogen’s gone and we can say with some certainty that record companies aren’t tripping over themselves to sign her up after her Big Brother FM jingle. Though do expect to see her in a lad’s mag near you very soon….