Irish beauty Noirin Kelly entered the Big Brother house expecting great things and I bet a wolverine lookalike didn’t feature in her plans.

There has been a distinct lack of male totty in the house this year, so whilst glamour model Sophie Reade got off with Kris Donnelly, pretty Noirin was left to choose between creepy Sree and hairy Marcus.

Sree Dasari tried to woo Noirin from day one and so slow was she to set him straight, that by week two he was declaring his undying love. Noirin then played the victim and accused the Indian student of stalking her. I happen to think that Sree is indeed a card carrying nutter but Noirin was too slow to nip his obsession in the bud, she enjoyed the attention a little too much!

Next she moved on to Marcus Akin, asking him to be her pretend boyfriend in order to put Sree off the scent.

Last night we saw Noirin sit on Marcus’ lap for a half tin of cider, when her drink was done she retired to the bedroom, only to be followed by the hairy one. He tried to snog her but did she allow it? Did she heck! I am fully expecting her to turn her attention to Freddie within the next week.