Jayne Kitt was evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday and to be honest I’m not quite sure what I think of that.

On one hand Jayne was without a doubt the most annoying person in the house. Her constant ear splitting shrieks and psychotic laughter will not be missed, neither will her never ending belching and farting.

However what is there to be outraged about now? Richard is hardly controversial, and spends more time licking up to Suzie than conversing with anyone else. Who will make me scream at my TV, and gag in disgust?

The only person left in the Big Brother house with a spark of controvesy is Spiral. He doesn’t come across as a wildly interesting person, but you can count on him to cause a few rows and arguments. I just bet he ends up leaving this week!

With Jaynes departure on Friday I will be closely watching the tabloids over the next week or two, waiting to be proved right in my suspicions that Jayne Kitt is actually a man. I think the whole single mother thing is a ruse, and that Jayne is actually a post-op transexual. If you are in any doubt, take a good look at her on Big Brother’s Little Brother this week. She’s more manly than my husband for God’s sake!