Lea Walker has finally been evicted from the Big Brother house. Well she hasn’t actually left yet, but in about 20 minutes I hope never to see her again!

When Davina announced her departure, Lea predictably broke down into floods of tears, telling Pete Bennett how she loves him “proper” and he is the most amazing person she has ever met in her entire life.

If I was Pete, I would be breathing a sigh of relief right now. With Lea gone he will be free to talk to, flirt with and snog anyone he wants without encountering the porn star’s evil eye. He will avoid death by suffocation of the breasts, and will no longer have to spend hours comforting lea after yet another psychological breakdown.

Maybe now we will see the real Pete…….