Lea’s Deadly Sting

Lea has always been a bit of a drama queen, but who would have thought that one tiny wasp would have caused all this trouble.

In the kitchen this morning Lea started screaming : “F****** hellfire, ya b******,”

“It bit me,” she screeched at top volume.

“Let’s see, let’s see,” said Nikki. “Oh my God!”

“It just bit me. It gnawed me finger! Like a b****** rottweiler, just attached to me hand,” continued Lea.

As Lea dropped the offender in the bin, Nikki screamed and Lea demanded “Pete! Come here!”

“It’s just a wasp,” said Pete, coming to the rescue.

“It’s a black widow,” cried Nikki, over reacting as always

“I need stitches!” shouted Lea from the kitchen.

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