Maniacal screams erupted minutes ago around my house as Poison Nikki got evicted from the house. I was nowhere near as shocked about the eviction as Aisleyne (whose chin disappeared into her neck).

Even if it’s only for the next hour, the Big Brother house without Nikki is a welcome one!

Was the walk of shame an act? Looking like a cross between a geriatric and a drag act, Nikki descended the stairs at a snail’s pace, probably hoping Big Brother would throw her back in for another go. Sure they’ve done it before….

When she got to the stage and it was time for her interview she literally refused to speak. The very pregnant Davina knelt down and held her hands trying to reassure her, but Nikki asked to be allowed to join the rest of the housemates. I could have died laughing when Davina stood up and tried to guide Nikki off the stage.

The little drama queen hadn’t been expecting that, she tried to change her mind, and wanted to stay for her best bits, but Davina was firm and shooed her off-stage. It left a bit of space to fill, but I for one was glad to see the back of the evil harpie, Tabby and I whooped and jeered her the whole way out. Now may the best of a bad bunch win.