Orlaith McAllister: Woman Of Substance
I came across an Orlaith McAllister fansite this evening, and I thought I’d share a line from the biography there:
She dislikes people who are vain and self-obsessed
My reaction went something like this: choked on my drink at the computer. For a good 10 minutes, tea was pouring out my nose over the keyboard and the monitor. After I caught my breath, I wiped down the screen and read it again to see if it was real….
Come on! The only people who liked Orlaith’s boobs more than randy teenagers was Orlaith herself. Now, I feel a bit bad about dissing a fellow Northern Irish person, but please!
The rest of the bio looks like it was cut and pasted from every Smash Hits interview I ever read when I was a teenager. She’s a shopaholic apparently. Marilyn Monroe is her idol (yawn). Favorite book is “Men Are From Mars”…….and so on….
Is anybody out there still awake?
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September 29th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
Orlaith wasn’t always my favourite housemate, but I met her along with the others apart from Roberto at the book signing and she was lovely, not self-obsessed at all. She gave me a huge hug and complimented my T-shirt and she was so friendly, maybe you don’t like her because she is a regular girl but she can’t help who she is. I wouldn’t say she is self-obsessed, after all she works as a model, models have to be confident about their appearances.
September 29th, 2005 at 8:45 pm
Kamali - not to offend you, but a hug at a book signing doesn’t give up deep character insights!
I’d be happier to accept Orlaith as a ‘nice girl’ if I hadn’t had to look at her boobs every time I switched on Big Brother! It’s obvious to me she was on the hard sell simply to further her career, but positive personality traits? No she spent toom much time fondling her boobs to display those!
February 18th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
[...] Big Brother tart, sorry I mean contestant, Orlaith McAllister, will be representing Belfast in the forthcoming heats of the Miss Britain competition. [...]
March 24th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
You got to give the girl some credit for having the look. she’s got it. The girl is so beautiful that i would not even use a condom.
March 24th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
No offense Albion, but she’s so desperate I wouldn’t even do her with yours!
December 6th, 2006 at 12:09 am
Brad you’re a hoot dude, keep on moanin’