I came across an Orlaith McAllister fansite this evening, and I thought I’d share a line from the biography there:

She dislikes people who are vain and self-obsessed

My reaction went something like this: choked on my drink at the computer. For a good 10 minutes, tea was pouring out my nose over the keyboard and the monitor. After I caught my breath, I wiped down the screen and read it again to see if it was real….

Come on! The only people who liked Orlaith’s boobs more than randy teenagers was Orlaith herself. Now, I feel a bit bad about dissing a fellow Northern Irish person, but please!

The rest of the bio looks like it was cut and pasted from every Smash Hits interview I ever read when I was a teenager. She’s a shopaholic apparently. Marilyn Monroe is her idol (yawn). Favorite book is “Men Are From Mars”…….and so on….

Is anybody out there still awake?