I loved it! This weeks episode of Princess Nikki has got to be the best yet.
After having to put up with whining Nikki on my TV screen for the last 4 months I could have wished for no better revenge than seeing Nikki scraping old tampons, poo and condoms off of a huge sewage plant roller.
When the show started with Nikki working as a refuse collector (bin woman) for the morning I wasn’t impressed. She lifted no more than five bags in amongst her incessant screams and I just didn’t think she was being worked hard enough. I had to laugh though when one of the binmen exclaimed “She’s on Anne Robinson tonight! She’s the f***ing weakest link.”
The show got better as Nikki was then forced to participate in a colonic irrigation. I don’t know how much the lady who was undergoing irrigation was paid, but I wouldn’t have done it for all the tea in China. She had to endure not only Nikki laughing hysterically at her, but the nation got to watch her poo disappear up a clear plastic tube. She’ll never be able to show her face in the local again!
The highlight of the evening for me, as you may have guessed, was Nikki working in the sewage plant. There is no place in the world to where she is better suited. i could have watched her scream and gag at the smell of raw sewage all night.
I can’t imagine what they have lined up for her next week, but I would have to agree with the Princess herself and say that it really couldn’t get much worse!
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Producers you are letting yourself down and Nikki by putting her in the same sort of bad jobs each week and thus getting the same reactions. There is so much more to Nikki so PLEASE
Sorry, incomplete above. Please vary Nikki’s jobs PRODUCERS as THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO NIKKI but if you keep putting her in the most unpleasant situations you can muster up, you are going to get the same reactions.
Variety is the spice of life so PLEASE bring it on. Give us our Princess back. Give her a modellling job or something she would choose for herself. We think she is the greatest and you are letting yourselves, Nikki and the public down by being so mean. Chin up plucky Nikki
i think you should put nikki in a beauty salon that suites her as she is lovely and then you would see the real nikki because nikki is great and got a good future ahead of her.give nikki some glamour work to do and see the real nikki as last nights show i couldnt stop laughing at her she great i cant wait for next weeks show she a star.lets see more of nikki on tv i like the way nikki goes about things she knows its a laugh keep the good work up your the best by far a good star from this years big brother7 the best one in this years big brother by far.good luck nikki.
nikki your the best classic tv work from you the last nights show was great i couldnt stop laughing from the show starting untill the end its worth putting the tv on e4 at 10pm because your great.you should of won big brother7 as you are the best by far. keep the good work up nikki.
nikki your great keep the good work up your a star in my eyes pleasure to watch hope to see a lot more of you on tv.is pete mad or something dropping a pretty girl like you got every thing going for you nikki.hes made a big mistake all my mates think your ace.lets see plenty more of you nikki. pete must be mad to let you go.
Yes, there is so much more to Nikki than what Princess Nikki is allowing us to enjoy.
In the Big Brother House, her unique impersonations of other housemates were ACE, they could easily set her up with a half-hour act in a comedy club.
One of her own aspirations is to have a flower shop, so lets see if she could cope in one.
I agree with Katie, a beauty salon should be lined up, Nikki did do a course on ‘beauty’, but please, not at Harrods!
I’m not sure Nikki would be allowed to do a job she might be good at. What would the ‘fun’ be in that? No matter what, remember this is an edited show. I’m sure we don’t see the jobs Nikki does where she does not complain at all.
If they continue to deliberately place her in jobs alien to Nikki’s mindset, it will become extremely monotomous - you’ll know what her reaction will be before you’ve seen it - there were NO surprises in last Wednesday’s episode - very typicle reactions from Nikki.
In a job - she is actually keen and seemingly able to do, there is the likelyhood of a more suprisingly spontanious reaction.
I’d love to see her perform some ballet!
The lady who owned the colon hydrotherpay business wasn’t too impressed with Nikki according to this article
http://www.hertsessexnews.co.uk/news/mercury/cheshunt_mercury/2006/09/22/job%20is%20childs%20play%20for%20big%20brother%20star.lpf
Princess Nikki is a waste of time!
Theres nothing better to describe it as.
I loved Nikki in the big brother house, her diary room antics were amazing, and her first exit, not worth missing!
But this is just terrible, all an act!
Boo Princess Nikki!
Angelique I agree with you and the Producers seem to be trying very hard to bring out the worst in Nikki by putting her into impossible work positions…why?? Why not rather bring out the Nikki of BB that we loved so much. This is so much like what Pete did to Nikki taking her into the worst homes knowing her high hygienic standards and to meet his extremelhy weirdo and scary friends and admitting that he dumped her and went gossiping outside with a friend…Terrifying..especially after the girls had been so bitchy about her in the media.
ps I dont agree with you that Princess Nikki is a waste of time, it is better than no Nikki at all but it could be so much better if a lot less sadistic.
I agree with the part about the Nikki of BB being so much better…the producers of Pr. Nikki seem to really botching it. They had gold in their hands and are not doing it justice
I love Princess Nikki the show is so funny and for those of you who do not like the program can always change channel and stop moaning about it and leave it to us that do like it.
Still loving Princess Nikki but she’s certainly being made to suffer each and every week and there’s only three more episodes to go.
There must be a reason for holding over the rock band roadie episode. Could it be because Nikki enjoys herself? I hope so after the week she’s had she deserves some fun.
i think nikki should either quit or die.. im happy either or… :]
What a wicked thing to say Nicola. Why dont you just change channels as those who love and appreciate Nikki, will go on enjoying her and have a good laugh anyway. She is the greatest.
C’mon guys! Let’s get real…….Nikki Graham is NOTHING on TV unless she’s having a tantrum. Without those screaming hissy fits,(at which we all scream with laughter) a prog about Nikki would be buttock clenchingly boring!!!! Let’s face it, the TV public want to laugh AT Nikki not empathise with the barmy brat.
Nicky is her funniest when she is impersonating people for example Suzie and her tea drinking, Ashleyne being bitchty, and so on. Her giggle is enough to set any one off laughing too. Her tantrums are by no means the most entertaining. She comes out with the funniest things verbally and has a great vocabulary. Her most endearing asset is her honesty and speaking her mind. She has a very soft heart and was quick to comfort anyone in need even Ashleyne, while she was being so nasty to her and her facial expressions keep me in stitches…we this side trully hope she will be around for a very long time on TV. The Princess Nikki programme has great potential.
it was so funny lol i love it !!!!!
looking foward to nikki’s show tomorrow i hope its the rock bank she’s a tv star keep the good work up nikki your great look forward to your show on e4 at 10pm its a laugh from start to finish.hope you make a another series of princess nikki because its what you call entertainment your a great laugh and thats what we want on the tv.
If rock bands had poo’s for Nikki to scoop up then perhaps we would see her…the Producer’s dont have much immagination, Whatever…is still good to see Nikki in action and her wit is so quick. Pete girl friend is a poor substitute for Nikki but as she is female (presumably) will she last. Nikki there are so many guys out there just dying to take you out.
haha, evelyn, you need a life…
i bet your some lonely middle age woman who watches tv NON STOP cause you have nothing better to do! haha! gutter…
Comments should be aimed at the contestants not other posters nicola.
hope to see you soon nikki with duncan you make a lovely couple he would suite you a lot better than pete bennette. duncan is class like you hope you get it together with duncan it would be lovely for some to respect you. pete’s a tramp he as proved that with what as been in the paper’s with that so called girl friend. he should be a shamed of his self i can’t see him getting very far with the puplic. you will have the last laugh nikki on pete bennette.
rh you sad turd but nikki you are great
niki aint f#kin shit she mint
I hear Nikki is writing a book….
It has the full set of crayons, some colouring in pages of Princess Nikki’s castle & a step by step guide on how to count to ten for Nikki’s very own target audience.
Nikki shouldn’t be allowd to make tv, its not good, its tacky. we all know she’s made this tv show to become a famous untalented celeb so she can actually have the money behind the dusguisting attitude that is - stuck up, arrogant, childish… she needs a slap in the face as does anyone who believes she is any decent human being!
Nikki is unique and a real find for tv. Hope she goes from strength to strength and is kept busy with lots more tv work as she’s great to watch and keeps me laughing.
i hope to see nikki in some more tv show’s she know’s our to talk on television she is such great girl and we need to see more of nikki and good luck to her in her career as she great so let’s see nikki having her own show on itv on a saturday night .
I watch Princess Nikki evey week, and it is well funny, her tantrums, laughter, more tantrums and beuty make the show reall y funny and big brother wudnt b da same without her!
Thanks Cressida and I agree with you. Nicola, as we are both writing in the same category, where does that put you?
Please everyone vote for Nikki (TV awards). She deserves to win. I saw a number to phone in one of the magazines…perhaps Heat.
VOTE VOTE VOTE NIKKI TO WIN NTA’S ………….
NOT PETE THE FAKE THE LIAR………
Can we see the roadie episode please. Endemol please show these Nikki basher what she is really like on film. I know there is probably a lot of film on your shelves with really funny scenes so can we see them. Why do you want to exploit Nikki. I think she has had a tough time, media wise, recently so let us she her in a different light. The real Nikki.
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