I loved it! This weeks episode of Princess Nikki has got to be the best yet.

After having to put up with whining Nikki on my TV screen for the last 4 months I could have wished for no better revenge than seeing Nikki scraping old tampons, poo and condoms off of a huge sewage plant roller.

When the show started with Nikki working as a refuse collector (bin woman) for the morning I wasn’t impressed. She lifted no more than five bags in amongst her incessant screams and I just didn’t think she was being worked hard enough. I had to laugh though when one of the binmen exclaimed “She’s on Anne Robinson tonight! She’s the f***ing weakest link.”

The show got better as Nikki was then forced to participate in a colonic irrigation. I don’t know how much the lady who was undergoing irrigation was paid, but I wouldn’t have done it for all the tea in China. She had to endure not only Nikki laughing hysterically at her, but the nation got to watch her poo disappear up a clear plastic tube. She’ll never be able to show her face in the local again!

The highlight of the evening for me, as you may have guessed, was Nikki working in the sewage plant. There is no place in the world to where she is better suited. i could have watched her scream and gag at the smell of raw sewage all night.

I can’t imagine what they have lined up for her next week, but I would have to agree with the Princess herself and say that it really couldn’t get much worse!