Princess Nikki: Queen Of The Fish
Warning: This post contains what I like to call ’sarcasm’. When I’m being sarcastic, I’ll put the sarcastic word in ’speech marks’. You have been warned.
Nikki Grahame started out on her quest for employment this evening in the first episode of Princess Nikki. The point of the show seems to be to put the sour-faced troll in a variety of extreme or unpleasant situations.
First off, she spends the day ‘assisting’ on a fishing boat, where she gets some quality career advice: “get your kit on Nikki” the fisherdude sagely advises. Alright, he was talking about putting on her waterproof gear, but still, if I was wardrobe department on Princess Nikki, I’d keep her covered up.
The ‘hilarity’ continues as the Daughter of Satan abuses a hotel owner about the quality of the facilities, eventually claiming she could run a better hotel than him. I’m sorry, but that’s just pure nastiness in my opinion. But, like the terminator of her own career, Nikki soldiers on blissfully unaware that she’s digging a huge hole for herself to disappear into. She calls in the producer and issues a load of random threats.
“You’re going to shoot yourself in the foot, I’m going home. I don’t give a fuck about the show.”
“Ooooh! Classic Nikki!”, chuckle Nikki’s last two remaining fans from the isolation wing, “She’s such a diva!”
Message to Nikki: It ain’t cute. It never was. We’re tired of your spoilt ickle girlie routine, and your fake tantrums and your namedropping Pete (Bennett or Doherty? I’m not sure.)
When the Big Brother buzz dies down, you’ll find yourself in Chummby’s Chippy again and this time there won’t be a camera crew in tow. Better brush up on those fish frying skills now…
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for god sake people stop it. leave the the girl alone for a chanege i hope she does stay in the public eye and so wat if she never wants to grow up none of us do and who cares bout her tantrumes we all have them alos stop slagging her mum of as well just give it a rest
Kayleigh: A lot of people don’t like Nikki, simple as that. If they’re anything like me, they take offense at someone with no discernable talent being given a TV show so that she can be rude to people.
Flick over to ITV and watch the X Factor auditions – thousands of people dying to show the public their talent, struggling to get past Simon Cowell to get their voices heard.
And back over on Channel 4, there’s a foul-mouthed troll being given ‘comical’ assignments, all set up so she can entertain us with her whinging.
And Kayleigh, despite your comments I haven’t heard one reasonable argument from you as to why this TV show is any good.
i like big bro but nikki was sooo jealous of aislyne so no i dont like her! and that kayleigh GET A LIFE U SADDO
A lot more people DO like Nikki. Her shows are entertaining although at times her language leaves a lot to be desired. She is rude to people but they are deliberately antagonising her. She has been put into the worst possible jobs considering her high standards of hygiene, but that is why they do it to her and she is being provoked every inch of the way. In spite of all, Nikki is plucky enough to give things a bash, even if half heartedly. More than a lot of us would have done, put in her shoes. The show is not bringing out the best in Nikki as she has a cute little giggle and a smile to die for. Her sense of humour is always close at hand and her little face so full of expression. I am always so sorry when the show is over and it always seems it has only been running for five minutes. If you dont enjoy it why watch it…just to attack her?? Many of the nasty letters are worse than her tantrums..tantrums on paper!! Why dont you stop being so rude.
What an odious little beast!!!!!!! No finesse and absolutely no manners – dreadful! This pathetic mini barbie ought to be put into an all womens prison and see how she fares in there
i think nikkie is great, i really love her nomatter wat. pple don’t hate pliz congratulate. pple r jelous of nikkie couz she has everthing she wanted. i really really really do love her i wish she could live with me.
Nikki certianly is the media’s dream as she draws so much attention, good and bad. Brilliant. Glad to see that it is a lot more good, as it shows there are still people with a sense of humour who can enjoy her brilliant shows and our more than brilliant, little Nikki.
Lucinca, be careful of the pot calling the kettle black
Nikki is fantastic as a person, model, Princess Nikki and in BB. She was the true winner of BB and the true celebrity. May we be privileged to see her on TV and in magazines for a very, very, long time. Cant wait for Wednesday’s episode of Princess Nikki…we are all hoping it will be a decent job for a change. Interesting to note that Nikki was the only female at both the last two jobs. Plucky Nikki
Evelyn: I’m pretty sure you’re either a relation or her publicist, but I will grant you I’m looking forward to this week’s episode.
For people who like her, it’s a vindication of her strength of character and ‘wit’.
For people like me, it’s a chance to get even for the weeks of torture watching her in the Big Brother house. So I grant you, she has universal appeal on that basis.
Brad what is this weird obsession of yours with Nikki. You and Tabby Kat seem to get great pleasure in ‘pulling legs off frogs’. Get help and stop running your two man anti Nikki show and get a life.
I just want to say that I think Niki is absolutely FABULOUS!she is so entertaining aswell as beautiful.Keep up the good work niki.You have lots of fans
i just want to say that i really like nikki.i mean fair enough she has been through alot and i think that she can do so muck better than pete. nikki dont ever change babes your doing fine
i love nikki i think she was great on bb i love watching her on princess nikki she is soooo funny.
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL I LOVED HER ON BB