Tonight we saw the ever amusing (?) Nikki Grahame visit the countryside as part of her new show ‘Princess Nikki’ on E4.

She was rude, loud and ignorant, “whats new” I hear you say……not much I would have to reply.

I have a feeling that Nikki is not actually as stupid as she is portrayed on this show. When feeding the calves Nikki asked “is this lamb?” I am fairly sure that Nikki knew it was in fact cows that would be used for beef. As for the ducks she collected eggs from, I am almost certain that she was aware they weren’t actually geese, and I am sure that a lie detector test would prove that she does in fact know what an abattoir is (Jerry Springer here I come!)

Perhaps Nikki is trying to imitate Jade Goody, who is after all probably the most famous Big Brother housemate ever. However Jade has one thing that Nikki has not…..a personality. Jade may be silly and fairly ridiculous at times, but she also comes across as quite a nice girl. She seems kind and genuine, even if she will never qualify for MENSA!

In her highly inappropriate hotpants, with her incredibly stupid comments and her childish tantrums, Nikki is as far away from likeable as it gets. I for one can’t wait for this show to end!