Princess Nikki Visits The Farm!
Tonight we saw the ever amusing (?) Nikki Grahame visit the countryside as part of her new show ‘Princess Nikki’ on E4.
She was rude, loud and ignorant, “whats new” I hear you say……not much I would have to reply.
I have a feeling that Nikki is not actually as stupid as she is portrayed on this show. When feeding the calves Nikki asked “is this lamb?” I am fairly sure that Nikki knew it was in fact cows that would be used for beef. As for the ducks she collected eggs from, I am almost certain that she was aware they weren’t actually geese, and I am sure that a lie detector test would prove that she does in fact know what an abattoir is (Jerry Springer here I come!)
Perhaps Nikki is trying to imitate Jade Goody, who is after all probably the most famous Big Brother housemate ever. However Jade has one thing that Nikki has not…..a personality. Jade may be silly and fairly ridiculous at times, but she also comes across as quite a nice girl. She seems kind and genuine, even if she will never qualify for MENSA!
In her highly inappropriate hotpants, with her incredibly stupid comments and her childish tantrums, Nikki is as far away from likeable as it gets. I for one can’t wait for this show to end!

September 13th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
I’m just waiting for the episode were they send her to meet the Spanish Inquisition.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:52 am
Nikki is great so why don’t u haters just stfu.Pete and Nikki were the stars Of BB7 and will continue to be the stars post BB.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:53 am
If you don’t like her, why on earth are you watching Princess Nikki? *confused* In fact, it’s obvious you can’t stand her. What’s the deal?
September 14th, 2006 at 2:21 am
if i had the chance i would pick nikki up and throw her in a pile of human, dog, cow and pig s**t. what a TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. GET A LIFE IF YOU LIKE HER YOU GOON
September 14th, 2006 at 9:30 am
I’m not a juvenile who doesn’t know what makes me laugh so I enjoy watching Princess Nikki for what it is 30 minutes of lighthearted entertainment.
It’s becoming tedious to read blogs and reviews of Princess Nikki which appear to be a vehicle only for dislike of Nikki personally rather than a review of the programme itself.
September 14th, 2006 at 11:50 am
nikki is great star she good in big brother and as a show of her own which is great and people dont like the thought that nikki is getting on .they dont what to pull nikki down for next she great and she will go a long way with her telly work because she a star.
September 14th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
BWAAAAHAHAHA!!! THE COW FARTED IN HER FACE!!!!….
thats the comedy of this show, who cares if she is pretending to be retarded or whatever - its funny!
your probably one of those people who thinks devvo is hilarious too, but hes just as fake if not more so
the best laughter these days is about other peoples misfortunes, if a cow farted in my face id be wanting to kill the thing too, but since it dident, it was the funniest thing ive seen in the past 4 hours
September 14th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
who’s devvo?
September 15th, 2006 at 2:50 am
We all so enjoyed the latest farm episode of Princess Nikki. What a plucky girl to go into the unknown each week knowing that she is going to have to endure all sorts of unpleasant provocations. Give her a break and give her something glamourous for a change. She is so funny in all circumstances so why do they all have to be bad. Her impersonations (tea drinking Suzie) and infectious giggle and hair swinging, are to be enjoyed too. I am amazed at the nasty tantrums expressed by her hate mail writers. Get a life and leave Nikki alone
September 15th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
princess nikki was hilarious……the cow farting in her face was sooooooooo funny! she gt me in stitches as per usual…..i was crying with laughter…GO NIKKI!
September 15th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
More tv work for popular and entertaining Nikki. She’s on the BBC Kids programe TMi on Saturday morning 16 September.
September 16th, 2006 at 2:28 am
Couldn’t even be bothered to watch this week. Hope this show gets cancelled, I for one am boycotting it and as I contribute to the TV ratings (I represent 100k people), I hope my boycott makes a difference. I thought Nikki quite amusing on BB, but now she makes me want to tear my own eyes ball and eat them rather than watching her whinge for 30 mins.
September 16th, 2006 at 9:56 am
nikki was good on tmi on saturday morning it nice to see shes getting on with her tv work hope to see a lot more of nikki on tv.
September 16th, 2006 at 10:19 am
oh my god she is like so like not like me nikki oconnor
September 16th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Jessica, get a sense of humour and lighten up. Nikki is hillarious and the farmer and his wife were entertaining too.
September 16th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
the show was great but i have to say im with nikki i would not of done that stuff. i will never stick me arm up a cows bum
September 17th, 2006 at 9:42 am
What other tv shows is Nikki on. Princess Nikki, tmi childrens show, Lain Lee on E!….any other. We did not know about tmi else would not have missed it. She is wonderful with children. Come on how about Princess Nikki in a job with chilren????
September 18th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
God this girl needs serious help
September 18th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
What I find funny is wasn’t it Susie that wanted to use Big Brother as a springboard into TV? Could you imagine this show reinvisioned for Susie? No one would watch it. Susie would be sent on a job and she’d duck out for a cup of tea. *BORING*
At least with Nikki, whether you like her or not, she’s entertaining.