Last night, Dogface decided that her hair needed a trim – and a brushing wouldn’t go amiss either by the way – so obviously, Lisa was number one choice of hairdresser…

And why wouldn’t she be given she has such luxurious and well styled… skin on her own head.

“I’m gunna do it bit by bit” said Lisa as she gathered up Sophie’s hair.

“You have to be careful because it’s so fine” she added as she went into stylist mode, though unlike most stylists, she didn’t ask if Dogface was going on holiday this year.

“You look like Lady Gaga” said Karly as she watched from a safe distance.

“People have always said I should be a hairdresser. I’m brilliant at hair. It’s ‘cos I got a steady hand” said Lisa.

And it’s true, that’s always a good trait in someone who’s wielding scissors near your eyes. Also, it’s good for gun fights and dynamite juggling, or so I’m told.

“Right, just keep still” said Lisa as she snipped away at Sophie’s fringe and perhaps just in case Sophie decided that would be a good moment to bounce on the bed or something.

Anyway, nobody got gouged and her fringe is in a relatively straight line. Phew.