I was actually quite shocked by tonight’s Big Brother eviction result. Stephanie McMichael became the first housemate to leave the 2008 BB house, but God I wish it had been Mario!

The sight of Mr Know All trying to set everyone to rights and make sure that they all adhere to his own health and safety rules makes me so cross. The man who pawned his Rolex to get his girl a boob job has turned into the moral conscience of the house, reprimanding any who dare bare a bit of flesh.

But tonight was not his night, instead pop wannabe Stephanie is about to conduct her exit interview with Davina McCall. I suppose it will work out well for her anyway. She can use the rest of the summer to market her new pop single that is apparently all ready to go!