Dear Danny (series producer)

I hated Princess Nikki when it started. I thought it was a feeble premise for a single show, let alone a whole series, and with a starkly unlikeable ‘star’.

However, Tabby and I watched Wednesday night’s show and actually started to enjoy it. For the first time, we actually felt some sympathy for Nikki, I don’t know if it was the news about Pete, the situations she was in or the fact that we were drunk. But we enjoyed the show, that’s the main thing.

However, the ‘mucking out’ theme has been done to death. Surely at this rate Nikki will be unblocking airplane toilets at 30,000 feet within the next few weeks.

So, can we please have something a bit different? Put her in a rock band (not Daddy Fantastic though), maybe a stint in a ‘caring’ profession like nurse of midwife. Something. Anything. But no more poo please.

I’m asking our readers to finish off this post with their suggestions for possible jobs for Nikki. We hope this helps.

Yours sincerely
Brad Mullet
Reality TV Correspondent

PS: Next time you confront Nikki at 6AM, I’d consider having someone on standby with a tranquiliser dart. I was genuinely concerned for your safety. Thankfully, no producers were hurt in the filming of that episode!