What Nikki’s Doing To Me…..

August 16th, 2006 by Gerard McGarry. Tags: , , ,

I think I’m catching Tourette’s off the telly.

You see, every time I see Nikki Grahame on Big Brother, I have an uncontrollable urge to shout “Wanker” at the TV screen. And then I do.

And I don’t feel guilty about it because she’s got no integrity. Now, you rarely see the word ‘integrity’ next to the name of a Big Brother contestant, do you? And lil’ Nikki is no different. She went out of the house, found out what her fans liked and then returned to the house with her personality amped up to 11.

Oh, and now she’s loved up on Pete. Nothing to do with the fact that she was outside the house and discovered that Pete was the most popular person in there. Am I the only person who thinks she’s totally taking advantage of Pete?

It’s not just me she’s pissing off - check out Grace Dent’s blog on Radio Times - she’s not a Nikki fan either by the looks of things!

Big Brother stages a “Big Brother Musical”, which gives everyone the chance to insult each other a bit more. It also gives Nikki the chance to throw another one of her tantrums. I really could write more here about the far-reaching social significance of Endemol glorifying Nikki’s behaviour as something that school children can respect and aspire to.

I could even argue forcefully that feeding kids Nikki is more harmful in the long run than feeding them bad “don’t f*** with me” hip-hop. But after watching the footage of Nikki’s tantrum through again, I have decided not to write about her at all. Personally, I believe ignoring children’s tantrums is the best way to break the power-play cycle. If we all turn away and pretend she’s invisible, she might just bloody grow up.

Wanker!

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3 responses to “What Nikki’s Doing To Me…..”

  1. D Cino says:
    August 16th, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    Support Aisleyne - deserved winner of BB7!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vQUDqGk2c

  2. Sam says:
    August 18th, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Nikki liked Pete before she left the house anyway, she evan told Davina that she liked him before she evan new he was the most popular in the house. I think a deserved winner is one that has been there all the way through. I don’t think Aishleyne should win she came in half way through and new Pete and Glyn were popular on the outside and when she was up for eviction she heard she got boos and became a different person i’ve got nowt against Aishleyne am just making a point.

    Pete Or Nikki 2 Win ! !

  3. Debbie says:
    August 19th, 2006 at 1:41 am

    Nikki was so shocked to get fifth place tonight - she was so sure she’d be second to her Petey! She thought everyone out here loved her! Well, true, a lot of people did (teenage girls, I understand. And by the way, I’m a teenage girl) but after re-entering the house, she started to really get up people’s noses out here. Not that she wasn’t causing innocent people migraines in the first place. Nikki could not believe she only got fifth and got the shock of her life getting booed. Oh, boo hoo. Get it into your thick skull Nikki that we do NOT like your little 6-year-old-girl tantrums and we do NOT think they’re cute. You are a pathetic excuse for a woman. A little child, a little actress (my God, give that girl an oscar), a two-faced, manipulative, scheming, bitching little troll.
    Nikki tried to make the public hate Aisleyne, but Ais walked away with the bronze medal. Ais is a real woman, unlike Nikki. Asherleeeen!

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