Sources have revealed to the Daily Star newspaper that Ryna Clarke, an 18 year old makeup artist, will be the next male to enter the Big Brother house.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Rylan is a complete b***h. He will stop at nothing to become famous.

“He’s like a cross between that high-pitched squealer Marco Sabba from BB5 and the camp hairdresser Craig Coates from BB6.

“It’s going to be hell in there for everyone. If he fancies someone it won’t matter if they are straight or gay.”

I hope this is a joke, I can’t imagine anyone worse!