Britain’s Got Talent 2010: Piers Morgan fined £666 for speeding!

Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has received a satanic £666 speeding fine.

The penalty, which lets face it is less than Piers spends on eating out each week, was handed down after the former newspaper editor admitted to driving at 51mph in a 30mph limit in his hired Jaguar XKR car.

A source at the court told The Daily Star: “It seems they were having their own little joke on Morgan by branding him. It was as though they were saying Satan’s Got Talent.

“Perhaps it was a comment on the savage way he treats contestants or maybe they think he’s the spawn of the Devil.”

The 45-year-old later laughed off the evil punishment saying: “I was judging a charity show called Roedean’s Got Talent.

“Unfortunately, my driving skills wouldn’t have got me past the first round and I deserve a red buzzer from the courts.”

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