Blair Christie makes his TV debut on tomorrow’s Britain’s Got Talent.

The 31 year old financial analyst turned up in Liverpool to audition for the BGT panel – Amanda Holden, David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre. He was painted head to toe in blue and white and speaking to Ant and Dec about his act he said:

I discovered my act when I was a young child and I’ve been doing it ever since and it’s kind of spiralled into this today. My act is special because I don’t think it’s been done before. It’s quite unique. It means a lot to get through in this competition as it shows I was right to have faith in my act.

Hearing this, we were expecting something great from Blair.

He started his performance by placing a balloon on his nose. He then held up two sheets of cardboard that were painted to look like waves. He made several dolphin noises and that was it. No dancing, no tricks, no real performing……just dolphin noises….

Do the judges think Blair’s act is fit for Royalty? Not a blooming chance!

Watch the clip below to see how awful his act really is!